Crazier - Joseph Morgan {2}

9 - Group Chat

Satan changed the Chat name to 'Rachel Appreciation Squad'

Satan:

If any of you upset my wife, I'm gonna stab you.

Princess Abby:

I will help. Don't think I won't.

Overprotective Father Daniel:

Like I would ever purposely upset my daughter.

Accidentally, maybe.

Guys, don't walk on eggshells around me. I'm fine.

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

We just love you, sweetie.

I'm hugging you when you get to work, and not letting go.

Fuck you, Joseph. She's mine.

Hubby:

Um, no. Technically, as my wife, she's mine.

Ladies, no need to fight. There is enough Rachel to go around.

Barbie Klaus:

How about a girls night out to cheer everyone up a bit?

We haven't had one in ages.

Baby Danielle:

That sounds amazing, and I can actually come with you guys now.

Princess Abby:

If it weren't for the fact I'm in NY with Nate, I'd love to.

Doppelganger Babe:

Damn. I'm gonna miss it.

I'm not sure. I'd rather stay away from anywhere there could be press.

I know I said the articles aren't getting to me, but, it does hurt when it's all people seem to be talking about.

I thought it would die down after a while.

Pablo:

Fuck that buzzfeed bullshit. They shouldn't stop you living your life, Rachel.

Smolder:

Wow, Paul, that was relatively good advice.

Pablo:

I have my moments.

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

However rare they may be.

But, doofus is right. Anyone says anything, we'll be there to fight them.

I mean that, cause fuck the press.

Satan:

Pretty please?

Fine. I could do with leaving the house, other then for just work.

I've stayed home since I got out of the hospital.

Barbie Klaus:

That's the spirit.

Overprotective Father Daniel:

Daughter, you are needed on set!

Hurry up it, it is Fiona and Elijah time.

The best Brotp there is on the show, obviously.

No, that's Fiona and Hayley.

Both Fiona and I love the Mermaid Hyrbid Queen. Screw Elijah.

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

HAHA!

Pablo:

You never get this excited when I tell you I love you.

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Last time you said it to me, you worked it into a Shrek reference.

Pablo:

It was romantic!