Glee Texts

Chapter 2

Klaine💘😘

Blaine- was I drumming last night my wrist hurts?

Kurt- no honey you slipped in Tina's vomit

Blaine- what even happened last night?

Kurt-okay so we started off by playing spin the bottle, Quinn kissed Rachel, Puck kissed Finn and you kissed Sam. Then we played strip never have I ever (btw if you see Brittany tell her I have her bra)

Blaine- who won never have I ever?

Kurt- you did and why didn't you tell my you once made out with Wes and took his gavel

Blaine- oh god

Kurt- anyway so next we played truth or dare, Artie got dared to every time somebody says anything remotely sexual he had to say "in bed", puck switched clothes with Mercedes, I had to perform push it, you revealed your middle school crush was on tom Felton, Sam apparently once had a lady pull down his thong while being Kentucky fried stripper, and Santana broke Rachel's table singing bringin' sexy back

Blaine- have you seen my bow tie?

Kurt- you tied it around your head and said you were King of the Cherokee, then sang YMCA, I'm pretty sure it fell off

Blaine- can you come over?

Kurt- of course, we can take a nature hike then go to six flags

Blaine- I hate you

Kurt- you know you love me, I'll run by the Lima bean on my way

Blaine- I do love you, and thanks😘
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Brittany to Santana

-Brittany named the conversation lady kisses👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Brittany- have you seen my bra, I think lord tubbington stole it

Santana- no idea, ask lady Hummel he knows clothes

Brittany- do you want to do a duet for glee club with me?

Santana- ummm okay how about a thousand years by Christina Perry

Brittany - how about a mash up of my headband and trouty mouth

Santana- 😂w'ell think about it
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Finchel💘love

Rachel- hi

Finn- hey sweets

Rachel- I feel like I'm going to die, I wish I was dead

Finn- yeah, I thought after the last party you swore off alcohol

Rachel- I did but then puck was taking Jell-O shots and... I feel like I'm gonna vomit

Finn- do you want me to come over?

Rachel- would you?

Finn- of course, see you in 20 mins
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Finn to: carol, Burt and Kurt

-Finn named the group the Hudson-Hummel fam

Finn- I'm going to Rachel's

Kurt- oh yeah I'm going to Blaine's

Carol-that's fine guys, Kurt can you pick up dinner on your way home

Finn- why Kurt?

Burt- because the last time you did you ate half the chicken fried rice and got it all over the car

Finn- fair point

Kurt- speaking of car, Finn WHERE IS MINE?!?

Finn- oh yeah sorry dude I thought you'd be okay with me taking it out