Glee Texts

Chapter 12

What up gleeks, I hope you all had a great week! I actually got sick, don't worry it was just a cold but my parents didn't want me feeling ill on our cruise so they let me stay home and rest on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. So I got an extra long break which means I got time to write which means you guys are getting a nice bundle of chapters today! Consider it a gift from me to you, in celebration of whatever holiday you may celebrate and if your an atheist like Kurt, it's an early or late birthday present. Anyway, as you know I won't have internet access for the next couple weeks, so I wish all of you a merry Christmas and a happy Hannuka and a very fun and safe holiday season! I hope you like the chapters. (Forgot to mention these chapters are not in text form.)

No tengo glee🇲🇽

Wills day had started out as normally as it could, all his glee members were alive, aware of there existence and in the state of Ohio. He was feeling particularly pleased with him and Emma's plan to have a Christmas sing off and his students seemed very excited about it. And so in that moment of pleasure he splurged and naught lattes for the teachers lounge. He ran by Best Buy and bought a brand new state of the art speaker system as a gift to the glee club and upon walking into the choir room he was feeling rather good about himself. Nothing on earth could have prepared him for what he was next. Will had seen mean girl with terry numerous times and hated it more with each recurrence and to see the girls he had tried to foster to be modern 21st century women with self respect all wearing skin tight red leather dresses that were WAY to short in multiple places made Will feel very uncomfortable. But of course there were still the boys, who debatably looked worse, wearing gorging besides a Santana hat, some suspenders and red shorts.
"Hi Mr Shue, we know we're competing after but first we'd like to show you the group number we've put together." Said Rachel, who will was trying his best to avoid eye contact wit for sake of not going to prison.

"Yeah, sure go ahead." Said will trying to look at the ground as much as possible, hoping that this would be the opposite of a strip dance in which they all ended up with more clothes in he end.

The kids took their places all facing with their backs to Will a position that did not leave must to the imagination on Brittany who seemed to be wearing a dress about two sizes too small.

"One, two, three, lets go." Screamed Santana standing in the center of the room

Music started and wills heart dropped, he knew that song, backdoor santa. The most inappropriate, offensive, poorly written song EVER! And his kids had decided to perform it, great.

(Go in YouTube and type in Backdoor Santa,Then come back)

"They call me Backdoor Santa

I make my runs at the break of day

I make all the young girls happy

While the boys are out to play

Well I ain't like old Saint Nick

He don't come but once a year

I come runnin' with my presents

Every time you call me dear" sang puck, standing in the center of the room while all the girls swooned him.

"Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight" Santana chimed in, now doing what looked like standing lap dance to puck while the girls and the boys matched into pairs and began to do the same terrible hooker dance.

At least it can't get worse, tonight will as he stood there watching the backdoor Santa baby mashup and his glee members all acting like private dancers.

" I really can't stay." Oh god no, thought will. Let him be clear he didn't care if Kurt and Blaine sang the song. They were good together but knowing the mood of the performance, doing the most purely sexual Christmas song there is might not be such a good idea.

Deciding to open his eyes will caught a glimpse of all his members grinding and twerking and doing body rolls and hair flips, things you NEVER want to see your glee club do.

"I'm backdoor santa baby it's cold outside."

Will thought it was over, but now now the speakers began to play some form of remixed pop version of rockin' around the Christmas tree.

"And now lets welcome, all the way from Kentucky... Kentucky fried stripper, sam Evans!" Cried Finn into the mic

And so Sam got up and began to do his strippers dancing while the girls through money and the boys cheered.

How could he possibly take clothes off thought Will staring st Sam as he slowly slipped his suspenders down lower and lower and bam. Will almost screamed, there was Sam wearing the gold shorts from rocky horror with the phrase XXXmas written in big black letters.

And then everything went black.
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"Mr. Shue?"
"Hello?"
"Can you here us?"
"Will!"
Suddenly Will herd a voice he knew and slowly began to open his eyes.
"Emma?"
"Yeah honey, I'm right here, so is the glee club."
"Hey! Don't forget about me!"
"And Sue."

Will sat up, he was propped up on the coach in sues office, standing before him was his club all wearing thick cheerio coats. Upon seeing Will notice there change in wardrobe sue replied,

"Thought you might like them to cover up so I loaned them some of my extra coats."

"Thanks,Said will groggily, as for you guys, that was completely inappropriate, I should punish you but I won't, what I am going to do though is let you put on a redo show and if it's not rated G, I'll have no choice but to fail you for this quarter."

"I've never failed anything in my life, I need to keep up my 4.0!" Screamed Tina begging to hyperventilate.

"You've for a week to put together something else, good luck.

Hope you liked that, again I'll post the next chapter right after this, YAY back-to-back episodes of glee texts!