Just a collection of text messages from one glee character to another. (Ships include Klaine, Finchel, Brittana, Samcades and Quick)
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I'm back! Hi everybody I hope you had a great spring break, I sure did! And I hope I make the post vacation depression a tiny bit better with a new chapter! ________________________________ From: Finn to:Blaine
Finn: I'm thirsty mountains away
Blaine: what?
Finn: ugg trying to use voice dictation it's telephone.
Blaine: telephone
Finn: TERRIBLE! I have this app that reads my messages out louds and lets me dictate a response but it docent work very bananas
Blaine: bananas? 😂
Finn: THAT ISANT EVEN CLOSE
Blaine: what were you trying to say originally?
Finn: that I was about 13 minutes out, now it's more like 10
Blaine: okay👌
Finn: how's she doing?
Blaine: I honestly have no idea, I'm not family so they won't let me in🙄
Finn: wait then how'd Kurt get in, he texted me she was awake.
Blaine: Kurt sees the rules the same way puck sees your football plays, a suggestion one must occasionally break in order to achieve your goal.
Finn: haha okay
Finn: wait how am I gonna get in?!?
Blaine: well they only didn't let me in because you know it's be weird for a guy to be in a relationship with his brother.
Finn: I.... okay 👍 ________________________________ New Directions
Will: everybody great news I finally have a Instagram! Go follow @Mr_Shue13 (If that's a real account I'm sorry, this was not intended to be talking about you.)
Santana: lol everyone's using Snapchat now get with the trends
Quinn:🙄🙄🙄
Santana: something you'd like to say quinny
Quinn: I'm just gonna say social media is a little dumb, if I care that much about your like I text you. I don't need to see a picture of some random persons coffee.
Artie: preach Quinn✊️
Quinn: haha thanks Artie
Will: come on guys my new account is filled with videos of me raping
Puck: we're so blocking you 😂
Will: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA 💡!
Sue: to finally stop using gallons of hair gel in your rats nest, I agree!
Tina: WHO ADDED SUE?!?
Sue: I've been here the whole time, I'm assuming will added me by accident.
Will: wait then who did I not add???
Mike: maybe you just added to many people🤷🏻♂️
Wes: yeah I've been here too, I think Blaine added me by accident. I've just been sort of reading this for amusement, like a real life wattpad tap story.
Mike: da fudge is wattpad?
Mercedes: this app where writers post stories and you can read them for free and have your stories read.
Tina: yeah everyone please go check out my 13 reason why fanfic.
Puck: OMG THAT SHOW IS MY LIFE
Quinn: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS IVE BEEN TELLING YOU TO READ THE BOOK FOR YEARS!!!
Wes: it's okay Quinn, sometimes people don't appreciate genius😘
Puck: IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BAXK RIGHT NOW...
Sam: wait I thought you were gay?
Wes: I'm bi thank you very much i actually wrote a song about it titled, "twice the options, twice the fun"
Puck: WELL THE NEXT SONG YOUR GONNA BE SINGING IS "WHOS THAT BIG GUY AT MY DOOR!!!!!"
Quinn: hon calm down
Puck: 😡
Will: back to my idea, a social media themed week.
Sam: how would we do that
Will: you guys have been doing glee for three years, figure it out😉
Santana: okay I can get on board with this
Puck: same
Mercedes: I agree but only if mr. Shue docent tag any of us in some old video of sit down your rocking the boat
Will: haha fine
Wes: I love the idea
Puck: IM ABOUT TO DRIVE TO FREAKING DALTON AND PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU SEE LITTLE WARBLERS FLYING AROUND YOUR HEAD!
Tina: now I just have a very weird image of little Blaines flying around the room all dressed in matching blazers.
Mercedes: haha that's what Kurt thinks about all the time
Puck: guys bro code, I'm threatening him!
Mercedes: sorry pucky
Puck: do.not.call.me.pucky.ever.again.
Artie: lol changing it in my contacts now
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Puck: 😡YOU KNOW I CAN STILL LOCK YOU IN THAT PORTA POTTY!!!
Will: Noah!
Puck: sorry, sorry Artie I lost control
Artie: hey we cool bro 😎
Quinn: hey has anybody talked to Rachel lately, she's not answering her phone? And please don't do that thing where you say no and we get spammed, just say yes if you have.
<a minute later>
Sue: wow will, just wow.
Will: somebody remove sue
Artie: mr. Shue we can't
Sue: add that to the list of things you can't do
Wes: haha good one sue
Puck: FML 🙄🔫 ________________________________ Going back to a regular update schedule now, sorry for the filler, it'll get better next chapter 😏.
