Glee Texts

Chapter 5

You guys are amazing💖💖💖, thank you so muck for voting and commenting on my story it really means a lot to me, I'm really sorry this chapter is a lot of set up but I promise the next one is going to be a LOT better. I don't own glee because If I did Sebastian and Karofsky would get together.
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Lady Kisses👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Brittany- I miss you

Santana- Britt I saw you two hours ago

Brittany- I still miss you, and I really miss Nick

Santana- who the hell is Nick?!?

Brittany- he's one of the members of the unicorn herd Kurt joined when the closet unicorn was attacking him

Santana-okay, why do you miss him?

Brittany- because, when we tied at sectionals I was confused because I didn't get how we both tied when they were the only ones wearing ties and Nick explained it to me

Santana- Brittany has Puck been giving you cupcakes again?!?

Brittany- no, actually the last I saw Puck he was shoving his though down Quinn's mouth

Santana- 10 bucks she gets pregnant again by the end of the month

Brittany- your on, I'm going for the end of the week

Santana- so back to the point, why do you miss Nick?

Brittany- because he talked about this wonderful place where unicorns and horses lived in peace together and he said that me and him and his boyfriend could go their

Santana- and where was this magical place called

Brittany- New York

Santana- call Nick

Brittany- why?

Santana- because if my girlfriend wants to run away that's what we're going to do

Brittany- but what about Finn

Santana- I love Finn and I'll apologize to him when he wakes up but until then. Brittany S. Pierce, will you run away with me?

Brittany- yes.
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From: Sue to:Will
- Sue titled the conversation Champion cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester and Butt Chin

Will- what do you want sue?

Sue- well William I am simply wondering how Mr. Hudson is doing

Will- what?

Sue- I herd Finn was in a car wreck and I was simply wondering how he was doing

Will- wait Finn was in a car wreck and I'm hearing about it from you?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sue- well William, I have my Cheerios text me their current location every hour on the hour to make sure they are in a constant state of fear and when Quinn said she was at Mr. Noah Puckerman's house I had to make sure she wasn't getting herself impregnated again.

Will- how come no body told me about this?

Sue- because Will they think you'll just slap a journey song on the issue and move on like you so every single problem you ever have and move on. While they just herd their best friend and teammate or boyfriend or brother just got hit by a truck.

Will- what do I do?!?

Sue- you could start by calling one of your students, personally I'd call porcelain  but boobs McGee or the one with the big nose could also work
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Incoming call- from: will to:Kurt