Master Celebrity

Gintoki's Note

Title: Master Celebrity

Cover By: Kirapi_101

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Gintoki's Note:

 Oiii. So you can call me President Gintoki.

Now, listen here! -Slams hand on desk- You came here looking for a romantic novel, but all I got for you is a poorly written attempt at capturing the concept girls just dig! Yes.. the whole hotsexyrichbad-boy falling for cutesuperstronggirl mess!!!!!!!!!!

Haha~ (looking away) it's not like I'm purposely trying to re-use every Shoujo anime plot-line out there, neeh~ It's not like my imagination is so depraved I can only barf up half-eaten romantic cheesy lines, neeh~

OI OI OOOI! It's hard, ya'know! Trying to accept my natural curls and write stuff for you guys who never gimme any credit for this. It's always just, "Ey. I've already seen this crap before." or "Oi, don't you have a test to study for?" or "Hey. Get off your lazy ass and write me a chapter already."

Give me a break already!!! It's not like I want to get more feedback or anything, neeeh! I'm not lonely, staring at an empty inbox all day, neeeeh!!!

But, on a serious note... People have lost faith in me after not updating for so long... I don't blame them; even I can't face the mirror in the morning. Such a lazy guy like me shouldn't even post anything anymore, right?

"Oi, Momma, what happened to my pudding? I left in the fridge-" "Oh, Gin-Chan, you haven't touched that in so long that I thought you didn't want it anymore.~" For the first time in that young boy's life, he wondered to himself what life was, and if... if was always so meaningless as he shut close my puddingless-fridge...

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF FEELING!? After enduring a hard day working, I only smiled when thinking of that pudding cup. At times, I'd rather have a strawberry parfait, or maybe something fancier like a shortcake, or just some anpan, but isn't it too cruel to just take everything away because of a little procrastination?! 

It's true. I'm just a no-good-nobody who freely messes with the feelings of romance-crazed fangirls to gain fame and raise hundreds of readers' standards on love - But EVEN SO. Can't I just be given a little bit of support, can't I just go at my own pace, can't I eat that pudding cup at my own leisure!!!

...I'm sorry, you had to see that side of me, everyone. I'll finish on this note.. if you truly believe that such a love like in my stories exists *rips up my script into shreds* .... I am very sorry, for leading you astray.

-Gintoki

(He's pretty funny, naah~?)