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dizzy grant has sent you a message

dizzy grant: hey

dizzy grant: sorry for being so weird and shit yesterday

dizzy grant: i was doped up on pain meds

amelia bedehlia: lol, it's okay. are u hurt or something, if ur on pain meds?

dizzy grant: i'm recovering, i guess

amelia bedehlia: oh, that's neato :)

dizzy grant: neat?

dizzy grant: with an o on the end?

dizzy grant: what a wild concept

amelia bedehlia: lol, are u even familiar with dad culture?

dizzy grant: what's a child friendly way to answer that?

amelia bedehlia: lmao, i know you're not innocent

amelia bedehlia: your first message to me literally described what your vagina tastes like

dizzy grant: my pussy doesn't actually taste like pepsi cola

dizzy grant: it probs has more of a mountain dew flavor