dead (kik dm au)

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amazing hayes has a sent a message to the group chat #traplife!

amazing hayes: i think i'm gonna get dicked down tonight

dizzy grant: bitch by who? the dildo i sent you for christmas?

dizzy grant: didn't you name him kyle?

amazing hayes: that is literally not ur biz bish

amelia bedehlia: bish

amelia bedehlia: my first time talking to a gay male and he uses the term "bish"

amazing hayes: fuck u

amazing hayes: so anyways

amazing hayes: his name is christian and i met him on grindr

dizzy grant: aren't u like 12????

amazing hayes: *16

amazing hayes: he's 17 it's gucci

amelia bedehlia: here's to hoping the next time you text you won't be in a courtroom giving a witness testimony

side note: i'm really fucking sorry for not updating since jesus's resurrection. i've been busy with school and life and all that razzle dazzle and i forgot about writing even though it brings me immense joy. i can't promise steady, weekly updates, but something will be out there. i'm also working on a story called "mock trial" which i'm kind of digging so if you're reading this, keep an eye out for that and i love you (no homo tho)