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amelia bedehlia: wanna hear a pun?

dizzy grant: um, fuck yeah

amelia bedehlia: okay, what is whitney houston's favorite coordination

amelia bedehlia: haaaanndeeeeyyyee

dizzy grant: omg!

dizzy grant: i think i just shed a tear

dizzy grant: okay, i think i can outpun you

dizzy grant: oedipus skipped out on his bar tab again, that motherfucker

amelia bedehlia: i don't understand

amelia bedehlia: what's so funny about skipping out on a bar tab? i'd have called him a morherfucker too

dizzy grant: it's funny bc oedipus was a greek myth or something and he fucked his mom

amelia bedehlia: i'm disgusted

dizzy grant: idk, what if his mom was a milf ;-)

amelia bedehlia: if you could see me right now, just know my eye is twitching