Silver levers are for moderately experienced lever owners. They cost more than black levers, but are less expensive than Paul Simon'd levers. These levers are popular holiday and birthday gifts. They enjoy it if you paint flowers on them.
Color: Silver
Size: Medium. They may grow more after purchase.
Bedding: This is your hippie lever. They like to sleep on love beads. Bonus if you can find a lever-sized waterbed. If you are stuck with only love beads though, make sure to get a decent amount so that they completely cover the shelf or floor that your lever will sleep on.
Food: Sunshine, marijuana, yarn.
Water: Water.
Exercise: You don't exercise levers what were you thinking???
Environment: Silver levers love to look at pictures of their idols. Hang up pictures and/or artwork of notable hippies such as Peter Tork (ONLY DURING HIS BEARDED LONG HAIRED PHASE) in your lever's space. Make them feel like they are at a 60s music festival, preferrably the Monterey Pop Festival or Woodstock (do not let them see tractors. Those bring back bad memories.) Lava lamps and a mini garden are a must.
Personality: These are not fake hippies like many humans are nowadays. They truly believe in peace and love and do not try to start drama all the time. Peace and love is always on their minds and they never forget it.
Hobbies: Silver levers enjoy inhaling the scent of old vinyl records.
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50 Ways to Love Your Lever: A Comprehensive Guide
Humor"Lever" pronounced "lee-ver" Note: Paul Simon'd lever not to scale. Pictured much larger than actual lever.
