after my glorious shower I now was lying in my bed watching supernatural just passing time as it was Saturday and we all know I'm a loser & a sucker for Jared Padalecki bc god damnnnn.
then the dreaded ding of my phone went off signaling the outside world wishes to remove the peace from my life.
great.
condom boy.
oh wait I forgot to reply.
"guessing tyler is a touchy subject?"
"it'd be cringey for you too if someone dated someone for 4 years just because he wanted in on your mom."
"it'd be funny if your name was Stacy. bc get it???? Stacy's mom has got it goin on ;)"
"I hate you."
"you know I'm all you want ;)"
"lol ur not Jared Padalecki bye"
"fine. see ya l8er allig8er ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"YOU MAKE ME CRINGE LUKE ILL SEE YOU WHEN YOU COME TO BUY CONDOMS FOR SEXY TIME"
on that horrendous note. I decided to get up and get ready for work which was just me putting pants on and throwing my hair up into a bun of the sorts. not bothering with contacts I slid my glasses on the looked in the mirror
"damn ma you look like death" I winked at myself and I was out
occupying myself with organizing I didn't notice when a boy about my age walked in and scared the shit out of me.
"wHAt tHE fUcK dUDe" I screamed as he tapped my shoulder
"uh hi I was wondering if you guys had a restroom" he smiled obviously a bit taken back by my outburst
"straight and to the left" I roll my eyes and sit back down behind the counter and then the idiot himself walks through the door.
"hey lukey pooky"
"my 6th grade girlfriend called me that."
"did you mistake that for lukey pukey my bad."
"hAhA HILLARIOUS" he threw his hands up heading straight for the candy aisle while the brow haired boy headed out of the bathroom grabbing some gum and a Pepsi.
"so I was thinking I could take you out after your shift?" the boy smiled
"yeah I'll pass" I laughed
"well don't you think that's fucking rude?" he rolled his eyes and Luke was heading towards the counter.
"I don't think it's rude that she's declining an invitation to a date from some douche she doesn't even know." Luke smiled
"butt out I got her first." he threatened
"IM SHOOOOOOK!!!! just leave oHHH my god" I groaned putting my hands over my face.
the dick walked out leaving Luke and I.
"what a penis." Luke whispered
"he wasn't even a big penis either. just a shrimp." I shook my head.
"I have a big penis" Luke smirked
"mines bigger" I winked and rang up his items.
