Super Smash Ups!

Rupees Won't Cut it...

Man, I'm really bad at coming up with titles...

I forgot to mention, I'm doing these in 3rd person, so, it won't be like my Warrior Cat spoofs..

Love you guys <3

~Panda

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"Hey, Zelda!" Ike called to Hyrule's princess from across the hallway of the giant Smash Mansion. "Have you seen Link?"

"Not recently. Why?" Ike ran off before answering the princess's question. Zelda sighed, and made her way down to the dining hall. She went into to the kitchen, and was was met with the sight of Princess Peach, who was focused on whatever was in front of her. "Whatcha making?" Zelda asked curiously, glancing over Peach's shoulder. She had a mix of ingredients in a bowl.

Peach looked up. "Oh, hi Zelda! I was making a cake Toon Link requested."

"Toon Link? Do you remember what happened last time he wanted a cake?" Zelda frowned at the memory.

Peach giggled and went back to what she was doing. "He put it in Marth's bed, right?" Zelda nodded. "That was funny. He woke up fuming and chased after the little turd for at least an hour!" she poured the batter into a pan, and shoved it into the large oven.

"Speaking of turds, do you know where Link is?"

Peach rolled her eyes. "From the sounds of it, he lost a bet, but never paid Ike the $50 he owed. Link ran, saying he would pay Ike back later... but I think that he actually didn't have money in the first place, so he asked Marth for cover. I'm pretty sure he's still hiding in his room," Peach set a timer, and took off the frilly pink apron she was wearing. "Wanna see what they're up to?"

Zelda nodded, and they left the kitchen and made their way up the stairs.

~~ Time skip brought to you by Toon Link plotting what to do with the cake ~~

Peach knocked on Marth's door, but no one answered. "It's Peach and Zelda!" she said, knocking again.

Footsteps could be heard on the other side of the door, before a figure opened it.

"Hurry in! Quick!" Link dragged both of them in. He locked the door, and sat down on the leather sofa beside the blue haired prince.

"Welcome! And, he's hiding from Ike, in case you didn't know," Marth sighed. Zelda looked around his room a little before settling down on a foot stool across from the couch. Like everyone's rooms, it had blue walls, a bed, wooden desk, a chair to go along with the desk, and sofa.

Peach pulled out the desk chair, and sat down. "You know Link, Ike will eventually find you. Your gonna have to get that money. And fast!"

Link glared at the pink princess. "Who said I didn't have the money?"

"Peach did. And, I don't see why you can't just get a part time job from another fighter until you satisfy Ike," Zelda proposed.

"Robin just texted me about how they would pay someone to help them organize the library!" Peach giggled as Link groaned at the thought.

"I think it would be a great idea," Marth smirked at Link.

"You can't make me do anything, Martha."

"But you could use the work,"

"I refuse to do any hard labor!" Link insisted. "Libraries are boring, books are heavy, and... I heard that Robin was having a little trouble with things at the moment... but anyway! I've saved Hyrule more times than I can count, gaining thousands of Rupees in the progress! Can't Ike just take those instead..." while Link rambled on about how unfair it was, Peach pulled out her iPhone, and was asking the white haired tactician if they would like Link to help. She got an answer right away.

"Well Link, looks like you've been hired!" Marth and the other two princesses and smirked. Link muttered something under his breath, when a loud banging on the door snapped the four out of their conversation.

"I know your here Link!" Ike's snarled from the other side of the wall. "We made a deal! Now let me in!"

"Oh shoot he's here!" whispered Link. Marth quietly opened the window, while Link pulled out his sail cloth.

Zelda opened the door a sliver, just enough to see a very angry Ike standing there with his sword unsheathed. "Oh, I'm sorry," Zelda said opening the door wider. "Link has already left!"

She flinched lightly when Ike gave her a glare. "He said he was off to grab the money, but it would take a little while to get it," Marth stepped in front of Zelda protectively, and the brunette blushed lightly.

"I thought he was going to work for-" Peach was cut off by Zelda who slapped a hand over her mouth. "Wh-?"

Ike only sighed, glanced around the room to make sure they weren't hiding anything, and looked back to them one more time. "Fine, you win. But he better be ready... it's literally been weeks," he was about to walk away, when Zelda piped up again.

"What did you bet on, anyway?"

Ike smiled. Zelda waited for an answer, but he just turned. "Oh, it was nothing important!" he dashed down the hall and turned the corner, leaving the three standing in the door frame.

They sighed, closing the door. "I hope Link can get through his chores before Ike finds him," the pink princess murmured. The two nodded, and then Zelda glared at Peach.

"You almost gave Link away!"

"Well, I didn't!"

"I seriously think the blonde comes into play sometimes."

"Most of your incarnations are blonde, Miss Triforce of Wisdom!"

"Ladies! Break it up!" Marth said trying to stop the two arguing princesses, to no avail.

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I fixed this up after unpublished it, so it matches up with the next chapter more. Okay anyway,

THANKS FOR READING!!

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~Panda <3

(Ps, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend any blonde people! I just had to make Peach an idiot, and I had to conclude this somehow. So, STAY TUNED... FOR PART TWOOOOO!!!!!)