axelrichie: do dicks have feelings? i just asked my brother this and he told me to go fuck myself, i'm bored so why the hell not?
imsebastianstan: axlerichie its stuff like this that i never really need to know or want to know for that matter
axelrichie: imsebastianstan if you didn't want to know then you souldn't have asked
imsebastianstan: axelrichie i didn't
axelrichie: imsebastianstan my cardboard cut out of you said other wise.
imsebastianstan: axelrichie you still have that thing?
axelrichie: imsebastianstan of course btw we had a gr8 make out session last night. you were great as usual. a bit handsy but great
imsebastianstan: axlerichie please stop
axelrichie: imsebastianstan never not until you buy me civil war on dvd so i can pause it when you're on screen and lick the screen
imsebastianstan: axelrichie now that you told me that i'm not going to
axelrichie: imsebastianstan you really are a lil hoe but a lil hoe with a big dick
imsebastianstan: axelrichie please stop this is weird
axelrichie: imsebastianstan so is my sex life but you don't see me complaining about it
imsebastianstan: axelrichie too much information
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axelrichie: when ur about to send a dick pic to da bae but he doesn't wanna get freaky with ya :(
chrisevans: axelrichie this is totally about seb
axelrichie: chrisevans: well duh he's like the least freaky and kinky person i know which is saying a lot because my sister says she's becoming a nun
imsebastianstan: chrisevans axelrichie will you stop talking about me and sex it's gross
axelrichie: imsebastianstan ugh no you and sex are the same thing. #romaniansexgod
imsebastianstan: axelrichie you're gonna be the death of me
axelrichie: imsebastianstan and i'm looking forward to it. we can be like romeo and juilet. but the gay as fuck version
chrisevans: axelrichie this is my fave tweet #gayromeoandjuilet
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robertdowneyjr just followed you!
anthonymackie just followed you!
chadwickboseman just followed you!
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axelrichie: today's been great. i freaked seb stan the fuck out and now my other three husbands followed me #blessed
robertdowneyjr: i know and i finally found you the guy chris won't stop annoying sebastian with #blessed
axelrichie: robertdowneyjr maybe we should celebarate this great day together?
robertdowneyjr: axelrichie we should i'll dm you details and we can talk all about sebastian
axelrichie: robertdowneyjr sounds like a plan #ihaveadatewithrobertdowneyjr
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imsebastianstan: this day is the worst
chrisevans: imsebastianstan lighten up seb today's gonna be fun, real fun
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