@axelrichie: ugh all i want is sebastian stan to cut me with his jawline
@imsebastiastan: @axelrichie that's concerning
in which axel richie is obsessed with sebastian stan and one days sends a 'concerning' tweet that get's sebastian's attenti...
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imsebastianstan: In honor of being across that big Atlantic again, here's a to a usual 6 am drive to work. . gotta get the blood goin nice and early
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username: SUCH A CUTIE
username2: he's such a dork, i'm dying
username3: UGH HE'S SO FREAKING ADORABLE
whywyatt: axelrichie why is ur bf being so cute?
axellovespizza: whywyatt he's not my boyfriend... not yet
whywyatt: okay but tell him i wanna date w/ chris evans, maybe we could have a double date or something axellovespizza
axellovespizza: whywyatt no if anybody is gonna date chris it's me
whywyatt: what about sebastian? axellovespizza
axellovespizza whywyatt sharing is caring and i wanna date both of them #evanstansandwich
whywyatt: axellovespizza ugh that sounds so nice, i would totally bite chris evans
axellovespizza: whywyatt you really have to stop telling me weird shit like this
whywyatt: it's better than you telling me you want to fuck seb up the ass axellovespizza
axellovespizza: that was ONE fucking time. get over it whywyatt
chrisevans: i don't think i will ever get over this, i really wish i could unsee it axellovespizza
whywyatt: axellovespizza are u fucking kidding me? chris mentions you but not me the better looking member our group
axellovespizza: whywyatt maybe it's bc i'm the bae and ur not
chrisevans: axellovespizzayour seb's bae not mine #sorrynotsorry
chrisevans: but maybe whywyatt you could be mine?
whywyatt: chrisevans this is miles axel's brother wyatt just died from fanboying may he rest in fanboy peace
chrisevans: i'll take that as a yes whywyatt
axellovespizza: chrisevans umm... why not me? :(
chrisevans: bc you and seb are together and i wouldn't want to make him jealous axellovespizza
axellovespizza: chrisevans i would i bet jealous seb is hot af and also i'm fanboying hard bc you know who i am which means ur hot ass knows who i am
chrisevans: thanks for calling my ass hot, i think axellovespizza
axellovespizza: chrisevans thank you for having an amazing ass, i feel blessed everytime i turn my phone and see it pop on my screen
chrisevans: is my ass your home screen? axellovespizza
axellovespizza chrisevans hell yeah!
imsebastianstan: what about my ass? axellovespizza
axellovespizza imsebastianstan i'm sorry but you don't have an ass like chris
imsebastianstan: ur a great friend axellovespizza
axellovespizza: *boyfriend* imsebastianstan
imsebastianstan: you wish axellovespizza
axellovespizza i do i need your thighs of betrayal in my life instead of watching the winter soldier and licking the screen when i see u imsebastianstan
imsebastianstan: axellovespizza you get weirder everytime we talk
axellovespizza: imsebastianstan and i love you too
