axellovespizza: new job: 70's pornstar who really likes to fuck dudez n'shit
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milesrichie: our mum follows you on here, this is just wrong in so many ways
axellovespizza: milesrichie she's the one who came up with the caption so shut the fuck up
milesrichie: axellovespizza our family gets more fucked up daily
axellovespizza: hell yeah we do. also do u wanna come w/ me, mum and wyatt to walk around the park looking for cute dogs and their even cuter owners? milesrichie
milesrichie: no you pervert i don't axellovespizza
axellovespizza: ur such a basic bitch milesrichie
imsebastianstan: watch your language axellovespizza
axellovespizza: imsebastianstan your meant to be my boyfriend not my mum
imsebastianstan: axellovespizza still not your boyfriend despite how many cute pictures of dogs you send me
axellovespizza: imsebastianstan don't make me swear at you in romanian we're together forever
imsebastianstan: you know romanian? axellovespizza
axellovespizza: imsebastianstan no but there's this thing called google translate. honestly seb ur like miles sometimes #basicbitch
chrisevans: yeah imsebastianstan don't be a basic bitch
axellovespizza: thanks for the back up dude chrisevans
chrisevans: don't worry i've always got your back axellovespiza
axellovespizza: i think this is the part where we make out chrisevans
chrisevans: axellovespizza where are you i'll hit you up and we can make out
axellovespizza: don't be such a tease you already know chrisevans
imsebastianstan: can you pls stop talking about making out with eachother axellovespizza chrisevans
chrisevans: somebody's jealous axellovespizza
axellovespizza: i know finally all my dreams have come true chrisveans
imsebastianstan: i'm not jealous chrisevans
chrisevans: imsebastianstan there's no need to lie seb
imsebastianstan: i'm not lying!!! chrisevans
axellovespizza: chrisevans keep pissing him off i bet he looks hot when he's angry
imsebastianstan: chrisevans axellovespizza you two are the worst.
axellovespizza: chrisevans awh belss him he's so cute and moody when he's jealous
chrisevans: axellovespizza i know. now he's gone we can make out
axellovespizza: chrisevans: i would love to but there's this hot dog walker in the park just waiting for me
chrisevans: axellovespizza have fun. just look out for a jealous sebastian stan
axellovespizza: chrievans i will and i can't wait
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Fanfic@axelrichie: ugh all i want is sebastian stan to cut me with his jawline @imsebastiastan: @axelrichie that's concerning in which axel richie is obsessed with sebastian stan and one days sends a 'concerning' tweet that get's sebastian's attenti...