Rin: Anna
Neru: Elsa
Len: Kristoff
Meiko: the girls' ma
Kaito: the girls' pa
Gakupo: Hanz
Yuki: some strange version of Olaf
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Once upon a time two blond chicks played around then the youngest was a cheerful little gal and was like hey sister neru will you catch me and neru was like yeah yeah ilysm so rin jumped off a big piece of snow and neru was on her phone and noticed then ditched the phone and went oh shitballs and tried to catch her but hit her face and killed rin
bUt wAIt!!
yOUngEr sIstEr. . . AlIvE???!!!
Neru was like MAMA MEIKO PAPA KAITO HELP as she held the younger girl in her arms and yelled SOMEONE DO SOMETHING GODDAMMIT rlly frustrated until mei and kai came
The fuck did you do you little shit said meiko as kaito checked the girl wAit I conveniently know how to fix this, let's go on our own with only horses at night to this random place said kaito and meiko was like ok so they left and they met these tiny little fuckers that all looked the same basically and they were all named gachapoid and looked annoying
I'll fix this but we need a memory wipe said the eldest gachapoid with a beard and staff so kaito was like I trust you and so they did and gachapoid was like don't worry, I'll leave the fun and meiko asked you could take the fun away and gachapoid went yeah because the power of the plot so then he talked with neru and she had an existential crisis then they had the girls move rooms to prevent future ince- fuck I mean neru from doing anything harmful to rin even though they have literally matured like 12 years then one day meiko and kaito left their kids alone and died so this brings us to 3 years later when neru would be a queen.
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Rin: why the fuck didn't anybody tell me we have so many fucking plates in this huge ass castle what the fuck
Rin: o boi imma run out here nao
Rin: for some reason
Rin: -gets shoved into a boat-
Rin: whsisbwvsiznwodoavquswgthewahajfuck
Gakupo: what up pretty lady have you heard of dc
Rin: they haven't invented dc yet this is like hundreds of years before modern time, idiot.
Gakupo: ayxywbsI mean be the harley to my joker
Rin: the fuck
Gakupo: just say yes
Rin: ????? ok???????
Gakupo: great see you tomorrow so we can fornecate
Rin: fornewhat
Gakupo: bYE
Rin: byee
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Neru: conceal don't feel
Neru: -takes a fart-
Neru: too late
(-Crying-)
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Neru: so
Neru: ice powers
Neru: even though these gloves help me to not use it unintentionally
Neru: we still need to be separated because the plot demands it
Neru: -now in the room place- (but that's no worry because I can perfectly control this shit)
