[The defendant or person pleading innocent whatever the fuck it's called is being questioned due to a murder in which they are the suspect... Oliver is sent to defend the suspect....]
Oliver: so... Where were you at the time of the accident?
Rin: gucci sweats and reeboks
Oliver: I see... Anything in particular you were doing there?
Rin: I was preparing to enter a rap battle after school and record it on soundcloud
Oliver: for real?
Rin: no you stupid cunt I was buying me some flip flops like a broke bitch
Oliver: ah right, of course, of course..... Did you personally know the victim?
Rin: ehhh.... I guess... Yea.....
Oliver: were you two close?
Rin: ......yeah....
Oliver: like, really close?
Rin: ok I wouldn't go that far
Oliver: what was he to you?
Rin: a father figure, I suppose. Probably better than any dad I could ever ask for...
Oliver: do you need a tissue?
Rin: no, I need fucking money
Everyone in the court room, probably: god, me too
Oliver: did you have any reason to kill him? Perhaps for money?
Rin: aren't you suppose to defend me?
Oliver: oh ya huh
Oliver: I mean I'm more convinced you did it than not
Rin: what the fuck, Richard?
Oliver: ,,, ,,
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Oliver: up next, we have a witness that I shall question because I totally know how law works after watching 2 episodes of daredevil
Oliver: so WHERE WERE YOU AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
Len: nGH I WAS AT CHIPOTLE......
Oliver: alright then, and whend you see the blue man FUCKING DIE
Len: I don't like this I WANNA GO HOME,, H,,
Oliver: what? You some kind of pussy? Huh? We're all gonna die anyways, just tell us what YOU SAW
Len: -crying-
Oliver: fuck
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Another interview the suspect
Oliver: according to you super reliable acquaintance, the victim took a photo of you without your consent recently
Rin: ya so
Oliver: he also goes on to state "and she reacted like batshit crazy, fucking screaming and throwing herself at him.... I think she had a baseball bat.. Don't tell her, but she's kind of a crazy bitch." his words not mine
Rin: oh yeah lol
Oliver: he also states you were incredibly disrespectful to them both at times
Rin: that is true
Oliver: and that you threatened to rip off their legs?
Rin: that is also true
Oliver: guess what they found at the scene..... Amputated legs.... Not found... They found him without legs I mean.....
Rin: ok... Lol....
Len, from the back: oh for FUCKS SAKE
