Therapist: -is actually Luka in glasses-
Therapist: ok your little cunt
Oliver: uh
Therapist: what're you being a little bitch for
Oliver: um, I have self esteem issues, and almost everyone I know is kinda moronic
Therapist: you ever gotten touched
Oliver: what?
Therapist: like, anyone ever touched your weewee without permission or ever stuck their attached sausage in your ass
Oliver: I-what? No
Oliver: well, there was that one time. . .
Therapist: alright so you're pretty fuckin annoying even though you haven't done shit no wonder you're here lololol
Oliver: so, what should I do
Therapist: here, take this card
Oliver: what is this?
Therapist: suicide prevention helpline, drugs, lgbt specific, just don't kill yourself
Oliver: um. But I just feel kinda down and need help feeling up
Therapist: -ninja jumps on table-
Oliver: wtf
Therapist: here eat this
Therapist: -attempting to shove something in Oliver's mouth-
Oliver: No no no!
Oliver: not the 12 year old weaboo pill!
Therapist: with this, you'll never feel sadness again!
Oliver: -screaming-
-later-
Oliver: konichiwa! Watashi wa, Oliver desu!!
Len: Oliver, we told you this, you're an english vocaloid
Piko: -sniff sniff- no, I think something's off
Oliver: ahhhh, ramen is soooo sugoi!!! X3!! ( ^ω^)
Rin: how how is he doing that
Oliver: ahhhh,,,, friendes chanq qso akawaii!!! (///▽///)
Ron: I think I'm gonna kill myself
Oliver: ahh, Rin-chan, that's no good, desu! You should keep living, desu! Here, take sugoi medicine, desu!
Oliver: -hands rin pill-
Rin: what are these, fuckin drugs?
Piko: yaba?
Len: Rin don't take the memes you're not ready
Rin: -sniffing the air- hold on
Piko: oh jesus christ
Oliver: :333
Rin: these are fucking kid anime lover pills
Len: how do you know?
Rin: I was involved in some, let's just say illegal activity and wandered to deep
Piko: oliver, buddy, pal, amigo, bro,
Oliver: hai, piko-kun?
Piko: -cringes-
Piko: who gave you these? I won't kick their ass or snap their neck I just want to talk
Oliver: mmmm, a sugoi friend that looks like Luka-san, but don't be a baka, tonto
Len: oliver you're english don't corrupt spanish and Japanese
Rin: wait, you said it was Luka?
Piko: -large gasp-
Piko: -choking-
Luka nearby: -whistling-
