(July 6th)
"Miah wake up. Miah." My aunt Avi woke me up by saying my name and shaking me.
"Hmm? What? Where am I?" I said groggily.
"In your beach house bedroom the hell?" Avianna laughed.
"Oh yeah sorry just a lil' tired from last night."
"So can you tell me what happened with you and Ky last night? Especially the part where she is sleeping in your bed."
"Sure. You better have Starbuck's downstairs."
"Already thinking ahead of you."
"Good." I said carefully getting out of bed making sure not to wake up Kylie. We made our way downstairs and sat on the white couch and I turned on Keeping up with the Kardashians.
"Aight spill it all missy."
"Well......
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"I swear we're just friends, we just like to cuddle a bit after getting in an argument."
"Well then, y'all had a pretty crazy night after I fell asleep, huh?" She raised her eyebrows.
"I guess." I said.
"Puberty saved the shit outta Kylie (Jenner)!" Avianna laughed.
(I just realized this but, no Miah's best friend (Kylie) is not the famous Kylie (Jenner) just clarifying that for anyone who thought they were the same person :))
"I mean, not really, she got slim thicc but that's about it, she was still gorgeous!" I said back.
"True sister, true."
"Did you cook breakfast?" I asked after a little bit.
Hun you know I can't cook for shit."
"Can we go somewhere?"
"Good idea, where?" My aunt asked.
"McDonalds'?"
"Yes!"
Me and Avi drove to McDonald's and got 3 hash browns each and then went to Starbucks and I got a vanilla iced latte with almond milk, a lil' sandwhich and Avi got a espresso.
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When we got back to the beach house we found Kylie on the couch, she looked at us and asked,
"Hey where'd you guys go?"
"McDonald's"
"Ew, that's not even food." She groaned.
"Well good thing you're not eating it!" I said with a playful sass to my voice.
"Mmhmm." She sighed, I walked over to her and sat down, handing her her Frappuccino.
"Thanks for the Frappe." Kylie said sucking on the straw obnoxiously.
"Could you not?"
"What?" She looked at me with innocent eyes and sucked harder making that noise you make when you have a tiny bit of drink in a cup and are drinking out of a straw.
"Do it again, I dare you." I warned.
"Okay fine I'll stop." She whined.
"Thank you." Just as I finished saying it she did it again.
"KYLIE!" I screamed as I smacked the drink out of her hand.
"Miah! What the hell?"
"I warned you." I smiled
"Loser." She whispered. I threw my head back and laughed obnoxiously. "You're loud."
"You love me."
"I do." Kylie snaked her arm around my shoulder and I leaned into her.
"God your guys' friendship was meant to be." Avi joked.
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"Time to go to the spa!" I sung cheerfully.
"Do we have to?."
"You'll look like a bad bitch with them on, I swear." I promised.
"If you say so." She sighed.
We drove to the nail salon. I got french nails, Avi got bule with white polka dots, and Ky got long ass ones that were matte dark teal.
"See Kylie, they're hot." I said holding her hand and looking at her nails.
"They are I guess."
"I was right, you should start listening to me more often. Nine times out of ten I'm right, Not gonna lie."
"You're so full of yourself." Kylie smiled.
"I'm just confident." I said giggling a little and bumping Kylie with my hip.
"Miah, I'm gonna say it real. Your butt is hella jiggly and big, I wish." Avi said from behind me.
"Ew, stop, and Avi why are you even looking at my butt?"
"Because it's just right there. Like hun you're butt is so big, it's hard not to notice!" Avi replied, Kylie snorted.
"So now facials?" Avi asked.
"Mmhmm, I have been in desperate need of getting a facial."
"Me too." Kylie agreed.
"I mean, I'm not sure why I want to look good, if you think about it, it really won't matter. I probably won't even grab their attention the tiniest bit. They see hundreds of girls each day that are gorgeous, and I'm just a hot mess."
"You're not a hot mess. You're the hottest mess around." Avi said winking at me.
"Act your age! Gosh you're 28 and you're like this?"
"Hey, what can I say? I stopped aging at 18."
"Yeah sure." Me and Ky said in sync.
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