ARIES: gets competitive over who's the speediest sweeper or whose rag is dustiest.
TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb.
GEMINI: finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else.
CANCER: becomes preoccupied with your photo collection.
LEO: spends all day polishing down the mirrors.
VIRGO: SO doesn't need your help.
LIBRA: keeps saying "don't I look adorable in this apron?"
SCORPIO: makes the bed, fluffs the pillows and asks for volunteers to test it out with them.
SAGITTARIUS: doesn't like being stuck inside. Send them out for some fun on your riding lawnmower.
CAPRICORN: weighs the pros, cons and financial incentives and may decide to go with a better offer.
AQUARIUS: organizes your piles of junk into charity, recycle and compost.
PISCES: asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard.
