Stolen (joker x reader)

Chapter twenty three- Some fun with J

You guys are amazing! Yesterday it was 2k and today's 3k!!!!!!

We got to this really nice and big building, I knew then who owned it. J explained the plan to me and I said I would do it, I walked inside and looked around. I did as J told me too and introduced myself to a few people then went up to Bruce Wayne, "Hi there my names y/n!" I put my hand out and he shook it.

"My name Is Bruce Wayne, nice to meet you!"
"And the same to you!" I asked him multiple questions while I had a phone in my dress pocket, J was on the other line just listening in.
While talking to Bruce he would ask questions about me and ended up flirting with me. I knew J wasn't going to be happy with him, I went along with it to keep the conversation going.

Once I asked him every question J wanted me to I started to walk away from Bruce when he said, "Y/n, let me give you my number!" I told him I didn't have my phone so he wrote it down and gave it to me. I slipped it into my pocket then walked over to the bar, "Can I have some red wine, please?"

That was the code word so J then hung up and a few seconds later he came in with his crew behind him. I played along and got on the ground and tried my best to look scared. I saw out of the corner of my eye that Bruce had ran out of the room. I looked at J and nodded, trying not to be noticed by other people.

A minute or two later Batman arrived and J grabbed me to be his "hostage." He pulled me up by my hair and I said, "Ow!" He took his gun out and pointed it at my head.

Jokers pov
I ran in and shot the ceiling, then walked close to y/n who nodded at me, she was telling me that Brice left, now I know who Batman is. Batman came into the room a minute later, I grabbed y/n and picked her up by her hair, trying to be gentle. I then pushed the gun into her head lightly, "Well hello there batman!" I said while waving my gun in the air then back at her head.

Your pov
I was having fun and I wanted to smile but I didn't, I made sure that I looked scared and I decided to think of Jason which made a few tears come out of my eyes. "Let her go Joker! She's not apart of this!" J laughed his signature psychotic laugh, "But batsy, it's no fun without innocent people getting hurt!" While covering his mouth with the hand that had the smiling tattoo on it, he then continued to laugh psychotically. 

I looked at Batman who was very unhappy then I looked at J who's eyes were full of rage. I wanted to tell him it's okay but I couldn't, "Please help me!" J pressed the gun into my head but not hard so he wouldn't hurt me, "Look Batsy, all I want is for you to give me back what's mine! For now I'll keep the girl, you have two days. I know how to find you!"

He threw one of my non toxic smoke bombs that I gave him then J and I ran out with his crew behind us. He put me in the car and tied my hands behind my back so Batman would think it was real. He quickly zoomed off and had some of his crew take care of Batman, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

I had so much adrenalin running through my body. J hit looked at me and said, "You're just a bag of tricks doll. You can sing, dance, have amazing combat skills, you have an amazing brain, and you can act!" I couldn't help but blush, "Why thank you J!" We made sure Batman wasn't behind us then we went back to his house, "You know what I don't understand, why Bruce didn't remember who I was."

J shrugged, we had to be 100 percent safe so J dragged me in by my arm, with my hands still tied. J led me to his room and pushed me on his bed, I expected him to kiss me but instead he started tickling me, "Stop! That tickles!" I started laughing but he didn't stop, about ten horrible minutes later he stopped tickling me then untied my hands, "I told you that you'd be punished."

I kissed him, "Are you upset that Bruce, who we now know is Batman, was flirting with me?" He didn't make eye contact and didn't want to answer, "Fine, I'll just go to my room." I said while starting to get up. He grabbed my wrist and pulled me onto his lap, "Maybe I was, but he's my mortal enemy and he started flirting with MY girl!"

While still sitting on him I turned around to face him, "That's right, I'm your girl." I said while putting my finger on his chest, "I'm not his, I'm yours. It's okay, I like you more!" He smiled and I kissed him then got up and started to walk to my room, before I left I said, "Plus if he likes me that means the plan will work a lot better!" Then I went to my room.

I walked into my bathroom and saw Poison Ivy, I quickly shut the door, "What are you doing here?" She giggled, "I came to see you! Wanna go party?" I sighed, "I'd love to but I'm under a bit of house arrest until we see Batman again." She frowned, "Fine! But once you can go out again were partying."

"Well it's getting dark and I have things to do, bye!" She snuck out the window in my bathroom. I changed into one of J's white button up shirts that I stole from him and some underwear. I walked down the hall into his room, "Today was fun!"

He turned to look at me, "It really was, sorry if I hurt you a bit." I walked up to him while he was working on his desk, "You didn't! It was fun, I was acting remember." He spun his chair to face me and I sat on his lap, my legs wrapped around his back, my arms over his shoulders. I whispered, "My turn!" In his ear then started to kiss his neck.

I felt his body get warmer and bit his neck a little bit, I bit down a little harder and he moaned. I felt something go up in his pants and smiled, "My work here is done!" I stopped kissing his neck and sat there while he rubbed my back. I ended up falling asleep pretty quickly because he was so comfy and warm, plus he was rubbing my back, it was nice.