"PAULAAAA!"
The sound of her name made her flinch from her spot on the couch. She knew what this one was about.
"WHAT?"
She called trying to sound loud but not agitated.
"WHERE'S MY RUBBER CROSS???"
She looked down at the Satanism simbol dangling around her neck and blushed.
"Um...WHAAAAT?"
She tucked it in her shirt blushing.
"WHERE. IS. MY. RUBBER. CROSS?!"
She knew he sounded pissed at this point. She couldn't help herself, she loved that thing. It was oddly beautiful.
"I UH...PUT IT AWAY."
"WHERE?!"
"WHY DO YEW NEED TA KNOW?!"
She snapped. This took a bit of wind out of her speaking loud like this.
"I NEED IH!"
"WHY?!"
"I HAVE A RITUAL TONIGHT!"
She rolled her eyes. She wanted him home tonight since 2D was at his parent's place.
"GET OVER IT YOU'RE STAYIN HOME."
He was triggered now.
"YOU'RE NUTS WOMAN, WE'RE TALKIN ABOU' THE GREATER GOOD OF EVIL."
"GREATER GOOD?! YEW WANTED TO HANG OUT MORE AN ME BOYFRIEND ISN'T HOME. THIS IS THE GREATEST GOOD WE'RE EVER GONNA GET!"
She could almost feel him rolling his eyes as he stomped down the hall. He just sat on the couch and laid his head on her lap. He sighed. Paula played with his hair gently. "Love ya." She cooed. "Mmmf." He grunted. She chuckled. She kissed his head.
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Paudoc One Shots
FanfictionA few short stories about the times before Noodle arrived and Murdoc actually loved someone. A time where while yes, he was still a hardcore drunk, he had a straight nose and one less thing to cry about.
