Thalia: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU PUT THE TV REMOTE?
Luke: I GAVE IT TO A HOMELESS MAN. THEY'RE HIGH IN IRON, RIGHT?
Thalia: Uhhhh... this isn't Jasper is it?
Luke: Nope haha :) Sorry.
Thalia: Well who are you then, if not Jasper?
Luke: I'm Luke.
Thalia: Hmm. Well, It's nice to meet you Luke. I'm Thalia.
Luke: Cool name.
Thalia: LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER
Liam: But I thought you said you were a girl...
Thalia: I never said that, Thalia can be a very masculine name.
Luke: Oh.. ah. sorry dude.
Thalia: Kidding. I'm a member of the females.
Luke: I'm a member of the males.
Thalia: Well, It's been a pleasure-luke-of-the-males, but I need to go find the TV remote.
Luke: Likewise, Thalia-of-the-females. Have you checked near the TV?
Thalia: Ugh, duh, blondie.
Luke: How'd you know i was blonde?
Thalia: I didn't. It's an expression.
Thalia: You're a blonde? I prefer brunettes myself.
Luke: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL, THALIA!
Thalia: I'm sorry. I don't love you no more.
Thalia: I've moved on.
Luke: With who?
Thalia: Channing Tatum.
Thalia: annddddd this would be the point in which you realise i'm a freak and run away, screaming.
Luke:.... but I'm still here.
Thalia: THEN OUR LOVE MUST BE TRUE.
Luke: YOU AND ME, FOREVER
Thalia: TILL THE END OF TIME
Luke: AND EVER AND EVER
Thalia: Y'know, my parents told me never to talk to strangers.
Thalia: But they never said not to text them..
YOU ARE READING
her name was thalia // hemmings
Fanfic❝She's trying to stand out - to be someone. He's trying to fit in and pretend that he is what he isn't. ❞
