"Gai- OW!"
"I said, Mama Gaia! Say it with me! Mama Gaia!"
"Mama Gaia."
"Now that's what I like to hear from ya boys."
The primordial goddess is still considered one of the most beautiful goddess of her generation. Her light golden brown loose curls brought out the beauty of her complexion, while wearing her organic-made clothes.
And when meant by organic, she's wearing leaves and twigs.
After long minutes of being lectured about discipline and respect by the goddess of the earth, she finally went to her "throne" which was made up of crumbling rocks, and when she sat on it, Poseidon and Zeus cringed for the thought of the "throne" to reduce into pieces, but the goddess just sat there with poise.
"So, what the hell are you three doing in my territory? I thought I would finally get some peace and quiet from all those blasted techno-stuff of those humans, but you come here, almost killing my two goldfish at sea, played with my prized rocks, turned my nymphs into trees, which are so last season by the way, killed most of my Sirens-"
"Sirens? But we haven't come across any of them during- OW!" Zeus' hands shot up to his head where the rock thrown at him hit.
Gaia took another rock from the pile beside her and was levitating it with her hand. She watched them as they sat a few feet away from her. "Careful, Zeus, remember where you are. Now, as I was saying, you come here barging like you own this joint and start barbequing my Sirens like fishes at some picnic!"
"I assure you, we have not encountered any of the Sirens you speak of." said Hades.
"Ohh~ you haven't alright, but his," she pointed at Zeus. "sons did! I see everything with these 'ol eyes of mine. I saw five of them piercing them with those swords, and one of them used his fire power to burn them into ashes! Like they weren't alive at all! This is one of the reasons why I came here, I'm sick of those humans killing each other, and I'm the one suffering over here!"
Poseidon asked "W-Wait, when did that happened?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago dimwit! Now they're making their way through the forest again! Huh," She wiped her hair to the side and continued "I hope they get lost, for real this time."
Zeus was still rubbing his head when he mumbled "Those boys will be in so much trouble when I get back."
The goddess heard him and smirked "After I hit you with a dozen of my babies." She said, referring to the pile of rocks.
Hades said "They shall receive severe punishment, along with their father."
Zeus snapped his head to him and exclaimed "What?! How am I at fault- OW! That hurts!" He was now holding his forehead.
"No shit, Socrates. Now," Her eyes have narrowed and she became rigid. She had that look that would kill if not approached cautiously "I ask you again, what are you doing here?"
The two gulped while Hades calmly answered "We are in need of your assistance."
"For what?"
"Against your sons."
When those words were spoken, the ground trembled beneath them and rocks have started to fall from the ceiling. The two brothers started to panic and their hands shot up to their heads while Hades calmly stayed at where he sat.
When it receded a few seconds later, Gaia stood up and walked towards them until her face was a few inches away from Hades. "And what has this got to do with them?"
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Orb of the Protogenoi
Adventure{Greek Mythology} {Amateur Writing} {Hiatus} What happens if you turn the gods into humans and send them to our world? Madness? War? Chaos? For them it's a total nightmare! It's been centuries since they last visited the human world, so when the tit...