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Dex Porter

So Leave It Up To Me To Piss My Pregnant Future Wifey Off And Now She Ain't Speaking To Me. I Tried To Tell Her Stubborn Ass That I Was Just Playing, But She Ain't Listening To Shit I'm Saying. Don't Get Me Wrong, I'm Happy And All That I'm Having A Baby, But I Really Wanted A Lil Boy. God Probably Like, "Nigga You Thought It Was A Boy, But It's Not!" I Ain't Tripping Though Cause My Lil Mama Will Want For Nothing. Just Like Her Sister And Sexy Ass Mama Will NEVER Want For Nothing.

It Has Been A Few Day Since We Found Out The Sex And Asia Has Really Been Avoiding Me. It's Cool Though...I Got A Surprise For Her Stubborn Ass Anyways. She Been Talking About How Much She Misses The Strip Club And Her Friend Diamond, So I Decided To Bring Them Both To Her. Since She Ain't Been Talking To Me, I've Had Some Time To Get My Man Cave Area Situated And Turned It Into My Own Personal Strip Club. Now All I Need Is For Diamond To Get Here So We Can Plan This Surprise Stripper Party Out.

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"Yo Man...This Shit Here Is Dope!" Anthony Said, Admiring My Man Cave.

"Hell Yeah. This Is How It Came Though. I Just Had The Stripper Poles Installed." I Said.

"Well Everything Looks Good. I Miss The Strip Clubs Though. Lacey Use To Be A Stripper, But I Stopped That Once We Met." He Said.

"Aw Word? Asia Use To Be A Stripper Too. I Use To Go Up There And Fuck With Her All The Time. She Hated My Ass Back Then." I Said, Laughing.

"Well She Loves Your Long Headed Ass Now! And When Is Your Friend Supposed To Be Coming?" He Asked. The Doorbell Suddenly Rang And I Smirked.

"Right Now." I Said. We Headed Upstairs And I Answered The Door, While Anthony Sat Down On The Couch.

"Sup Diamond

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"Sup Diamond." I Said.

"Hey Dex." She Said, Smiling. She Pulled Me Into A Hug And Hugged Me Tight.

"Aight Move." I Said, Pulling Myself Away From The Hug. She Sucked In Her Teeth As She Followed Me Into The Living Room.

"Ant This Is Asia's Friend Diamond, Diamond This Is My Homie Ant." I Said, Introducing Them.

"Mm...How You Doing?" Anthony Said, Shaking Her Hand. Diamond Smirked As She Licked Her Lips Slowly.

"I'm Good." She Said.

"Cool...Well...I'm Finna Bounce So Y'all Can Plan Everything Out. Lacey Is Definitely Gonna Wanna Get In On This So I'll Have Her Call You." He Said. I Nodded As I Was About To Walk Him Out, But Diamond Stopped Us.

"Hold On...What's Your Rush?" She Asked.

"You're A Bad Ass Woman And I Love My Wife. Enough Said." He Said. We Dapped It Up Before He Showed Himself Out.

"Anyways...Where's Asia?" She Asked.

"Upstairs Sleep. You Can Go Wake Her Up If You Want." I Said, Taking A Seat On The Couch.

"Oh No...I'll Let Her Sleep. Besides...I Wanna Catch Up With You." She Said, Sitting Next To Me.

"I Bet." I Murmured. Diamond And I Use To Mess Around Back In The Day. The Girl Is Fine As Hell, But She's Also Sneaky. I Don't Trust Her Ass One Bit, But If I Wasn't With Asia...I'd Definitely See What That Mouth Been Up To.

"So You And Asia Huh? That Was Bound To Happen." She Said.

"Yeah I Know." I Said, Turning On The TV.

"Do You Ever Think About Us?" She Asked.

"Nah." I Said. She Giggled As She Crossed Her Arms.

"Well Damn. Thanks For Making Me Feel Like One Of Your Old Hoes." She Said, Pouting.

"You Welcome. Hoes From My Feathers Flock Together." I Said. She Laughed As She Playfully Slapped My Arm.

"Fuck You! I'm Not A Hoe!" She Said. I Side Eyed Her Before Shaking My Head.

"So You Wasn't The Same Stripper That Was Fucking My Homeboy In The VIP Room, At The Strip Club That One Night?" I Said.

"Yeah That Was Me, But So What? Last Time I Checked I Wanted YOU, But You Requested Asia." She Said.

"Okay And? Have You Seen The Ass On Her? My Baby Got Back!" I Said.

"Yeah She Has A Nice Ass And All, But She Can't Compare To Me And My Ass." She Said, Standing Up. Diamond Had A Fat Ass, But I Was Almost Certain That It Was Fake.

"Now This Baby Has Back!" She Said, Smacking Her Right Ass Cheek; Causing It To Jiggle.

"Naw...That Baby Got Ass Shots." I Said. Her Mouth Dropped As I Fell Out Laughing. I Guess Diamond Didn't Like The Joke, Because She Stood There Looking Pissed Off.

"Okay My Bad." I Said, Still Laughing. She Rolled Her Eyes And Shook Her Head.

"That's Not Funny! My Ass Is Real Honey!" She Said.

"Yeah...Real Fake!" I Said. I'm Guessing She Was About To Snap On Me, But She Was Cut Off By Asia's Voice Echoing Through The House.

"Dex? Who Is That Downstairs?" She Asked.

"My Side Bitch." I Said.

"Dex You Better Quit Playing With Me!" Asia Snapped. I Chuckled.

"Nigga Please! Like I'd Ever Be Your Main Bitch, Let Alone Your Side Bitch!" Diamond Snapped. She Walked Off And Headed Towards The Stairs. Asia Was Waddling Her Pregnant Ass Downstairs, But She Stopped When She Saw Diamond.

"D! Oh My God Hey!" She Squealed. Diamond, On The Other Hand, Looked At Asia Like She Was A Damn Ghost.

"Hey Asia. Either That's A Baby In Your Belly, Or You Done Went Crazy With Them Chicken Tacos."  Said.

"Kinda Both." Asia Said, Displaying A Guilty Frown. I Chuckled.

"She Loves Her Chicken Tacos." I Said. I Kissed Asia's Cheek And Grabbed Her Ass. She Shoved Me Away, As She And Diamond Brushed Pass Me And Headed To The Living Room.

"Well Fuck You Too!" I Said.

"You Wish!" Asia Said.

"Aye All My Wishes Come True!" I Said.

"Not That Wish!" She Said, Laughing. I Laughed Too As I Headed Downstairs To My Man Cave. Might As Well Give Them Some Privacy, But I Expect My Thank You In Sex Form.

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