The Other Woman (Norminah)

The Final Chapter.

Dinah Jane Hamilton-Hansen.

"Are you okay?" Lauren asks, sliding me my third drink of the night. "You don't look too good and I'm not serving you a fourth until you tell me what's going on."

"Mani has been driving me crazy." I huff.

"With this whole baby thing?"

I nod and finish the drink. "She really wants a kid Lo."

"But the question is, do you?" She raises an eyebrow.

"Of course I want a baby."

"But..."

"But I'm not able to give that to Mani." I frown and look at my crotch. "I don't have the necessary... equipment."

"Why are you calling a dick equipment?" She pulls a face.

"Why are you not giving me my fourth shot?"

She shrugs and pours me another drink and slides it over to me. "I thought y'all were trying out... different things."

"We were. We looked at all the options and trust me, Mani wants to carry this baby." I think back to how determined my wife was.

"And the artificial insemination?"

"It's not a guarantee that it will work." I sigh. "Plus the last injection got Mani's hopes up."

"I hope you checked that sperm though."

"Checked the sperm? What are you talking about?" I frown.

"I mean the donors details." She explains. "Like if I was Mani, I wouldn't want some random guy that drinks for a living and deals drugs sperm injected in me."

"I don't know Lo." I push the empty glass away. "That seems like your kinda guy to me."

She rolls her eyes but she knows it's true. She's finally stopped fucking with old men. It took her a while, but she did it.

I'm actually starting to think that she found the elderly attractive.

"But..." I hand her the glass back and she gives it to one of the women who are wearing next to nothing to take away. "We know the sperm donor."

"Who is it? Do I know him? Don't tell me its Derrick."

"What? Ew. I thought you were over grandpa dick." I pull my face.

"I am. Now is it him?"

"No. Why would I have my father in law be my wife's sperm donor?"

"Yeah and I'm waiting for you to say who it is so that I can tell you exactly how stupid you are."

"It's Masi." I sigh.

"Masi? Masi with the flat nose? Your cousin Masi? The one who looks like he never takes a shower and is low-key gay because he can't get a woman?" She shakes her head after I nod. "That's so fucked up. You had his sperm put in your wife and if it works, you'll have an ugly little look-a-like to match."

"It's not even like that." I try to defend our choice. "Actually... Mani also felt like she didn't want the baby to have Masi's genes so she decided on something different and... experimental."

"Lay it on me."

"She decided to have my eggs and his sperm put in her body so that the baby will resemble me."

Lauren didn't reply and instead poured herself a drink. Trust me, I also needed a stiff drink after the whole process.

"So you're telling me that you and your cousin are having a kid and that your wife is carrying it?"