ok so I just watched melanies (I just had to spell Melanie like 50 fucking times) video for tag youre it/milk and cookies
GUESS WHO AINT GONNA BE SLEEPIN TONIGHT
THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE
ALRIGHT SO IMMA LOWKEY BE LIKE MUSIC VIDEO SINS AND RANT ABOUT THE VIDEO
OK SO IM GONNA HAVE TO REWATCH THE VIDEO BECAUSE I OLY REMEMBER TWO THINGS I WANNA RANT ON
0:00 - 0:09
bitch wtf did you just throw away
bc like um I don't
0:17 - 0:19
ok I legit never can understand melanies music but it wasn't until this that I found out that that was supposed to be another dude LMAO
0:37
gET YOUR HAND OFF THE FUCKING KNIFE AND DRIVE DUMBASS
0:44
ok one she aint running through a parkin lot
THE BITCH AINT EVEN RUNNIN
SHE JUST WALKIN TAKIN A CASUAL STROLL
LIKE HOE I WALK FASTER LISTENING TO THE DAY WE FALL IN LOVE
0:52
HE IN A FUCKIN ICE CREAM TRUCK (and not even in the background, I might add) HOW THE FUCK HE BE PULLIN YOUR HAIR WHEN HE IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT AINT EVEN IN THE BACKGROUND
1:04 - 1:07
OFC YOURE JUST TALKIN TO YOURSELF
AINT NO ONE AROUND AND YOU SINGIN QUIET AF
AINT NO ONE GON HEAR YOU LIKE THAT BITCH
1:21 - 1:22
eating the merchandise at a convenience store and out of uniform smfh
1:50 - 1:52
*man in wolf head creepily and slowly waves at schoolbus*
1:57
take your sweetass time
dancing in the aisles
walkin down slow af
crouchin
2:16
59 99
9 99 is 66 6 upside down
66 is two digits separated by themselves
6/2 = 3
illuminati confirmed
also where tf she getting money from
2:20 - 2:23
"oh wait sweetie you forgot your poison"
ok but what convenience stores sell poison
I cant even find good CDs that aren't rip offs
and you findin poison????
also the fact that its in a cork bottle and not like an oh idk child safe bottle
that's beyond me
2:26
"oh an ice cream truck"
ok so she jus walks over there but she was all like "this dude chasin me help yall" and now shes going over to it???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
like boi
2:31 - 2:36
bitch she ordered strawberry in a cup
you gave her vanilla in a cone
if I were crybaby id raise hell
2:39
hoe
if the dude gives you a FREE ice cream cone from the ice cream truck that was chasing you earlier
um aint that just a LITTLE bit sketchy??????????????
literally its the equivalent of a van with a sign saying "free candy"
not even gonna mention that when everything flashes before her eyes events that haven't happen yet appear
3:51 - 3:54
damn right youre fuckin crazy you accepted an ice cream cone for free from a stalker
4:18 - 4:28
there aint no recipe and she makin these sloppy af
she gon kill him with over/under sized proportions in these cookies
4:50 (rip we cant blaze it)
she really irresponsible she keep losin her poison
also how tf did it fall out from standing up yet when she got carried into a van it stayed in there perfectly fine?????????????????
5:00
who tf is calling, stalkers anonymous???????????
5:10
does he not notice that new random bottle on the table?
5:45
hoe its 3:00 he'd be there by now wouldn't he
5:49
yOU DONT JUST PULL OUT A TRAY THAT WAS LITERALLY JUST IN THE OVEN
6:42
cringe ending
K SO YEAH THATS MY OPINON ON MELANIES NEW VIDEO
