Der was once a bekery and Micael worked der bc hes punk rock n he does what he wants. One dai he decided to mix bleach into the cookiez
"nuu staph save me sum dats my favourite drink!" says Luek as he walks into the bekery.
"Oh these are for me"says Micael as he licks the batter off a whisk. Luek throws a rage and smacks the counter with his fists.
"ist Bish excuse me I'm Luek Heminz, do you even know meh like srsly."
"Well I do NOW!" says Micael snapping bis fingrs in a Z formation.
Luek does not appreciate the sassiness bc he's rich and doesn't have time for that. A girl named Felicia walks in wearing a pink dress and crocs. "Shit yo FELICIA!" shouts Luek, running up to Felicia. He takes out his lip ring, "Hold this we got a feisty one today." He says.
Felicia takes the lip ring and burns it, shieling the fire away from the tears of a million fangirls.
Luek walks ovr to Micael, glaring at him with his blue eyes. "I came here for a tall cold glass of bleach AND YOU DONT GIVE ME IT?" he yells.
Micael rolls his eyes. He dusent like his job at the bekery so he is trying to get fired so he dusnt have to see Luek. Micael shekes his head, and his hair falls out. "OH MY GURD" Felicia screams and all of the fangirls cry and throw wigs and snapbacks at micael.
"MICAEL YOURE BALD!!"
"MY EYES, MY EYEEEESS!!"
evryone screms and leaves the bekery but not luek.
"It's not that bad." says luek, placing a pink wig on his head. "much betr."
"Luek its gone. ITS GONNNE!!"micael crys into Lueks shoulder and Luek tries to comfort him even though he feels awkward.
"I know micael, you are bald. really, really bald."
"im not talkinf about my hair!! look! the bleach is gone!" micael hops onto the counter, and jumps over it, running to the front door but he runs like a fat man so he trips and faceplents.
"Oh my god micael you are such a kluts i thot kittens always land on their feet. hehehehe" luek giggles and all the fangirls faint.
"i didnt fall i was going in for a graceful landing."
"sure." luek smirks. micael fels strenge.
is this rel life or is it fantasy
find out in the nxt prt
~By Margo
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE
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