Sarcastic Fanfictions

Luek x Micael Part 2

They run through the night as fast as they can. Luek and Micael, searching for the person who took their precious bleach. The question is, who will drink it?

Out of breath, Luek stops at a hill, gazing back down at the city below. "We'll never find it."

"My dignity?"

"No dufus, the bleach!" says Luek, already becoming frustrated with Micael. he could b annoying but he had 2 admit he looked nice in dat pink wig. "you know, if it makes you feel bettr ill wear a wig."

"piss off hemmings." micael says, but then he laughs and grabs lueks hand. "you know wat. forget the bleach. come wit meh."

micael pulls lueks arm and pushes him left down the hill. he tumbles for a while and micael follows him. they come to a full stop at the bottum and they c a boi. "my name is [Dan]" says Dan.

luek starts to cri and he runs away.

micael isnt sure what to think so he throws a pizza at dan and runs after Luek. Out of nowwhere dan and phil appear in frunt of them by the church.

"Whats wron lucas?" asks phil.

luek keeps crying.

"dont cry, crafft!" says dan and phil syncronized and evrything. you can see the pain in there eyes but it gives micael and luke a plan.

"will you guys be our stunt doubles?" asks micael, holding up sweaterpaws.

"do i look like someone who likes to move?" says dan.

"Dan it will be funnn!" says phil.

"Youre giving me anxiety just say yes already." luek is unamused.

"phil these two are crazy when i say go, run as fast as you can."

then dan says go and they run. they gotta go fast.

luek and micael are left lonely in front of the church. they think the bleach is in ther.

they walk into the church an they c a bootiful fontin of liqwid. "MICAEL I FOUND THE BLEACH!" says luek.

they run to the fontin and start to drink with a straw. they share the straw and the fangirls cry tears of joy. "micael this tastes like shit."says luek

"THIS ISNT BLEACH LUEK THIS IS HOLY WATER!!!" micael screams so loud that the wig falls off and all of the fangirls go blind because his head is too shiny.

"hoe can you tell?"

"it fusvking burnnns it BURNNNNS!"

then they die the end

~BY MARGO
omfg this was so baddd