I will RICE up to the challenge and use my G(B)RAIN juices to HARVEST puns. Do not blame me if you SOIL your pants from reading this. I hope the number of readers GROW over time.
Now LETTUCE begin...
YOU ARE READING
Pun Book
HumorI will not be held resPUNsible for any injuries or deaths. I am just here to make puns. I hope we are on the same page here. Do enjoy my book and laugh to your heart's content upon reading the content of this book.
The Rice of Puns
I will RICE up to the challenge and use my G(B)RAIN juices to HARVEST puns. Do not blame me if you SOIL your pants from reading this. I hope the number of readers GROW over time.
Now LETTUCE begin...