1. The Nitrogen twins are so N2tiastic in Chemistry class! They really have this unDIying passion for the subject. (Hint: Nitrogen are diatomic molecules to they exist as 2)
2. Females are ironic men.
3. Never tell a joke to a noble. They won't react.
4. Oxygen and Potassium got into a fight. They're OK now.
5. You know you're AGing when you see silver.
6. Phew, that was Chlorine-ose. (Close)
7. I slapped my neon that one.
8. *flips a piece of paper with the periodic table printed on it*
TABLE FLIP!
9. You are Sodium cute.
10. Potassium Oxide challenged Sodium to a fight. Potassium Oxide was KO-ed and Sodium was like "Na.. That was too easy,".
I hope I chem make you laugh at least a little. I am not very good at this subject so.. I guess I have to say I don't really have chemistry with Chemistry XD
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Pun Book
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