My corndolences. I can't help it. My mind is so punny, it's cereal. I can't believe myself. If I be slaying this joke, I'd be a cereal killer.
I am in cornflake(conflict). Look at all the cornflakes(conflicts) in my life.
CONflakes r the flakiest con men u wld ever meet.
Hope that kickstarted your morning! Corngratulations if you made it through up until here in my book. I really hope we are on the same page.
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Pun Book
HumorI will not be held resPUNsible for any injuries or deaths. I am just here to make puns. I hope we are on the same page here. Do enjoy my book and laugh to your heart's content upon reading the content of this book.
