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Sebastian and Will Write Songs For Each Other

Cussing ahead!

Sebastian: *to Will* "I wrote a song for you."

Will: "..."

Sebastian: *clears throat* *sings*

"I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill

I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill

and knocks you in the head like I'd like to

I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls

I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls

I pray all your dreams never come true

Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you.*"

Will: "..."

~Later~

Will: "I have wrote a song for you, demon scumbag."

Sebastian: -_-

Will: *plays Canon in D on piano*

Will: *sings to the chorus*

"Suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking dick. Suck a huge or a small dick."

Will: *bows*

Sebastian: "..."

Sebastian: "First of all, fuck you."

*I Pray For You is an actual song. One of my favorites. Lol.