Author-Chan's Birthday! (Not an a/n)

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Yep. It is my birthday. I'm going to give myself the present of personal satisfaction by making a chapter. Basically, this is what fanfictions turn the Black Butler cast into.

~Sebastian~

Books: Perfect at everything, excellent liar, doesn't care about anything but your soul, likes cats

Fanfiction: Falls head-over-heels for the reader at first sight, literally obsessed with cats, sex god

~Ciel~

Books: Coldhearted, cunning, prideful

Fanfiction: A pure cinnamon roll who doesn't know what sex is

~Grelle~

Books: Perverse around attractive men, LOOOOVES Bassy (obviously), obsessive

Fanfiction: Pretty much the same, except Bassy is nonexistent

~Alois~

Anime (cuz Alois ain't in the books :3): Perverted, bipolar, cruel

Fanfiction: Also a pure cinnamon roll

~Claude~

Anime: Monotonous, never shows any emotion, doesn't care about you, just your soul

Fanfiction: Pure cinnamon roll/sex god who actually smiles

~Undertaker~

Books: Creepy, reclusive old man who somehow knows about everything, pretty sure he's a necrophiliac

Fanfiction: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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