Yep. It is my birthday. I'm going to give myself the present of personal satisfaction by making a chapter. Basically, this is what fanfictions turn the Black Butler cast into.
~Sebastian~
Books: Perfect at everything, excellent liar, doesn't care about anything but your soul, likes cats
Fanfiction: Falls head-over-heels for the reader at first sight, literally obsessed with cats, sex god
~Ciel~
Books: Coldhearted, cunning, prideful
Fanfiction: A pure cinnamon roll who doesn't know what sex is
~Grelle~
Books: Perverse around attractive men, LOOOOVES Bassy (obviously), obsessive
Fanfiction: Pretty much the same, except Bassy is nonexistent
~Alois~
Anime (cuz Alois ain't in the books :3): Perverted, bipolar, cruel
Fanfiction: Also a pure cinnamon roll
~Claude~
Anime: Monotonous, never shows any emotion, doesn't care about you, just your soul
Fanfiction: Pure cinnamon roll/sex god who actually smiles
~Undertaker~
Books: Creepy, reclusive old man who somehow knows about everything, pretty sure he's a necrophiliac
Fanfiction: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Black Butler Crack
FanfictionYou heard the title! Everything from Ciel getting a cavity to Sebastian singing Wrecking Ball! Now, hold onto your shorts because this is going to be simply one hell of a Black Butler Crack series. ;) I am proud to announce that this book is #126 in...