Avengers, Loki, and Bucky Preferences/Short Imagines [Wattys2017]

Clint Barton NSFW Headcanons

G = Goofy

Let's be real here. Clint can be super silly. Have you seen him in the comics? He's like a sarcastic little shit that makes me laugh because he is, at times, my spirit animal. But for real, he's big on making you laugh when you're intimate, because laughing is awesome.

I = Intimacy

I think he is more intimate than most people would think. Like sure, sometimes you don't prepare to have sex, but he still tries to make it as nice as possible. I mean, there aren't any rose petals on the bed and there isn't champagne on the nightstand. But, you still love it.

J = Jack Off

HAHAHAHA. Are you kidding me? I feel like he masturbates the most out of all the Avengers. And he's completely cool about it, by the way. You walk in on him, and he just doesn't care. He won't even apologize, that's how calm he is about sexual urges.

L = Location

His farm. That's it. Nowhere else. Just, the farm.

Q = Quickies

Quickies are a big thing in his world, let me tell you. Frantic, before mission sex is a personal favorite of his. He just really likes it when he's on a tight schedule. It's like a game for him, 'How Fast Can I Make My Partner Orgasm?' 

R = Risks

Eh, he's not big on risk taking, but, I mean, he'll do it. His favorite was when you two had a quickie in Avenger's Tower, right in the kitchen, in broad daylight. If that isn't a risk, I dunno what is, my friends.

S = Stamina

Hm.... He's an average guy, so his stamina is that of an average man. You don't mind, because, well, duh. You are an average person yourself, and you have no problem with that. You wouldn't want to go seventeen rounds with gods, now, would you?

T = Toys

DOES HIS ARCHERY GLOVE COUNT? FROM THE FIRST AVENGERS FILM? Oh dear lord, that thing is definitely a favorite. Of course, he likes to 'borrow' some of Tony's custom stuff to use on you, too. Hm, maybe that's another risk. Stealing sex toys from the rich, and giving to you the time of your life.

U = Unfair

Nine time out of ten, he's a tease. Do I need to bring up the glove again? Because THAT is a major tease, is it not? I mean, of course he gives you what you want in the end, but not before making you beg for it.

X = X-Ray

I don't really understand this one, who I'm just gonna make it short and a guess. He's got decent length, okay? You don't complain. You CAN'T complain. You WON'T complain.

Y = Yearning

Like I said before, he's an average dude. So, his sex drive is pretty normal. There are some days when he gets back from a mission where he just wants to bang you on every surface in the house, but that's because adrenaline exists. Mostly, you just have sex maybe three times a week, maybe less if he's injured.