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The Signs in Yet ANOTHER Cheesy Horror Movie

Aries: leader of the group/the one that lives the longest

Taurus: the dumb one that says "hey guys, how 'bout we split up?"

Gemini: the one that tries to set up traps for the killer but ends up killing sagittarius

Cancer: the loud one that gets everyone killed

Leo: the one that tries to make peace w/ the killer but fails miserably

Virgo: the one that figures out the murderer right before they get murdered

Libra: the first to die

Scorpio: the one that was the best friend of libra so after they died they just spent the entire time crying

Sagittarius: was killed by gemini's trap

Capricorn: is the killer

Aquarius: blames everyone in the group including themselves to be the killer

Pisces: the one that never gets murdered but just sorta disappears in the middle of the movie

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