Kaneki/Haise x Reader | one shots

Haise x Jealous!reader | Beach Day

Requested by Audiliss

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Haise had his day off, so it was my idea to take him out to the beach with the quinx squad.

Urie didn't want to go, but I forced him by taking his headphones and music. It was risky, but it worked.

"(L/n), do we have all we need?" Mutsuki placed all the bags in the van and wiped his sweaty forehead with his forearm.

"Mutsuki, I told you to to call me (Y/n)." I smiled and closed the trunk. "But yes, pretty sure we do. Where's Haise?"

"OVER HERE!" The multicolor-haired man brought all the towels with Shirazu (SHIRAZU IS ALIVE OKAY) following behind from the apartment doors. "Shirazu and I were getting the towels!"

"But we have towels here already...?" I gave Haise and Shirazu a look and gestured to the van

Haise and Shirazu slowly stopped in their spot a few feet away from the van and both exclaimed, "EH?!"

These boys are confusing me. How am I still handling these two idiots? Oh yeah, one: Shirazu is like my child, two: Haise's my boyfriend...can't get anymore complicated.

"It's fine!" I sighed and walked to the door of the van to get in. "Just bring them!"

I saw my idiot boyfriend and my 'child' let out adorable pouts and make their way to the van.

"(Y/n), I'm getting in the van. I'm not driving." Urie threw me a glare that left me unfazed and hastily opened the van and entered before I was able to catch him. I think he's still mad at me for his music. Ha.

Haise came up with Shirazu and threw the towels in the open door of the van Urie had made and Shirazu entered right after. Saiko made her way past Haise and entered as well while Mutsuki kindly excused us.

"So, ready for a day at the beach, Mr. Sasaki?" I grinned at Haise and ruffled his fluffy hair.

Haise blushed and leaned down to peck my nose. "If you planned it, I'm ready anytime."

I blushed, my mind going through another gutter, and walked over to sit in the front of the van while Haise closed the van full of children and walked over to the driver's seat beside me.

"Okay, children, ready to go back there?" I heard multiple yes's and only one Urie complaining about how he's not a child. I laughed.

"(Y/n), I've always wondered...why do you call them your children? You're only 3 or 2 years older than all of them and close to my age."

I shushed Haise with a squeeze on his thigh and a poke on his ticklish side. "They're our children, darling."

"'Darling'?"

"Just drive, banana-man."

"...okay."

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The drive wasn't a long one, but if it was then I wasn't taking track since I was having fun with Urie as I kept teasing him. I also kept Haise distracted from the road at times and sometimes I'd laugh but at more serious times I'd scream and tell him to focus.

After we all helped to set up the shade and place the food and everything down, I was asked by Saiko to help put on her sunscreen while Mutsuki handled himself and Shirazu ran off to the water without any (I'll scold him later) and Haise went to get changed and Urie wouldn't leave the shade or his headphones. They were always on his head, I've never seen a free day where his head is empty. I'm going to change that.