Kaneki/Haise x Reader | one shots

Kaneki/Akaneki | Happy Birthday!

Kuro!neki

I saw Kaneki just standing in the middle of the living room, trying to find a good channel on TV, but stopped when I jumped onto his back and wrapped my legs and arms around him, happily cheering with, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Kaneki almost dropped me from the fright but he kept holding onto the back of my thighs so that I wouldn't get hurt. He breathed a sigh, saying, "Jesus, (Y/n) don't jump on me like that! You know how scared I can get!"

I laughed and jumped off him, turning him around so that I can hug him tightly and sway with him in place. "You're getting old, Kaneki."

Kaneki sighed and wrapped his arms around me. He laid his cheek on my head. "Sadly, yes."

I giggled and moved myself up to peck his lips. I grinned and looked into his eyes. "At least, I'm still young."

"You're not any younger, you're just 3 years younger than me."

I kissed his cheek and bounded off to his couch to lay down, tiredly sighing. "You are correct. We've been dating for, what, 4 years?"

Kaneki shrugged and sat down where my feet were, picking them up and placing them on his lap. He smiled. "I guess so."

"Hm."

"So..." Kaneki leaned back on his couch and massaged my feet while looking at my relaxed face, "did I get a present?"

I nodded.

"W-where is it?"

I smiled and sat up, moving my feet off his lap and crawled up to sit on his lap instead. I cheekily grinned and kissed him for a few seconds before moving back and saying, "Your present is my existence."

Kaneki just stared at me, but then he slowly started laughing. He kissed my nose and hugged me to his chest. "Ah. One of the best gifts ever."

"You bet your flat ass it is. I come with an expensive price, and luckily for you you were able to get me.

Kaneki laughed and nuzzled my cheek with his nose. "I'm glad."

Shiro!neki

Kaneki was asleep on our bed, but I knew he wouldn't mind if I woke him up with a little surprise. Particularly, on this day. His birthday.

Kaneki turned on his side, and since I was right beside him, his bare back was facing me. I grinned and turned onto my side as well, sliding my arms around his waist. I pressed myself up against him and threw a leg over his, sliding a hand down to the waistline of his sweatpants before whispering, "Happy birthday," into his ear.

Kaneki woke up when he felt my hand at the spot it's at right now and stretched slightly, turning around to pin me down and straddle my waist. He spoke with a groggy voice saying, "You remembered?"

I smiled and reached up to run my fingers through his adorable bedhead. His voice was already hot as it is, his morning voices just gives me more of a feeling. "Of course I did, babe."

Kaneki smirked and softly pressed his lips to my forehead, moving over to my cheeks before landing on my lips. He moved his lips with mine for a few before pulling back a little to say, "That's right, we've been together for over 2 years..."

I smiled again and tangled my fingers in his hair, bringing him down for another kiss before breathing out, "And forever more."

Kaneki grunted and moved so that he was back on the bed and I was over him, my legs straddling his hips as he flicked his tongue against my top lip before he brought me closer and fiercely started to make-out with me.