Sass Queen

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Gerard: *sassy snap* I AM THE SASS QUEEN

Frank: yessssss you rule the universe

Gerard: DIDNT YOU READ THE SIGN PEASANT? GO AWAY. SASSY GEE ONLY.

Frank: *reads sign that says "g0 away pea5antz. G33 Way da 5ass qu3en 0n1y!"* BUT GERARD I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Gerard: yeah... Love'ed'. Now get out before my unicorn stabs you to death.

Frank: *leaves* *writes more angry songs*

Mikey: HEY DID SOMEONE SAY UNICORNS

Gerard: shut up Mikey for the love of Geesus unicorns aren't realziez. Get out.

Mikey: *single tear but still has pokerface* ok *leaves*

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