Gerard: *sassy snap* I AM THE SASS QUEEN
Frank: yessssss you rule the universe
Gerard: DIDNT YOU READ THE SIGN PEASANT? GO AWAY. SASSY GEE ONLY.
Frank: *reads sign that says "g0 away pea5antz. G33 Way da 5ass qu3en 0n1y!"* BUT GERARD I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Gerard: yeah... Love'ed'. Now get out before my unicorn stabs you to death.
Frank: *leaves* *writes more angry songs*
Mikey: HEY DID SOMEONE SAY UNICORNS
Gerard: shut up Mikey for the love of Geesus unicorns aren't realziez. Get out.
Mikey: *single tear but still has pokerface* ok *leaves*
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Sass Queen and other stories
FanfictionIdek what this is. Just a bunch of weird MCR crack fics.