Small Child

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Frank: I miss you

Gerard: the day I come back to you is the day you stop writing songs about me and acting like you don't even know who I am anymore.

Frank: but-

Gerard: *sassy snap* I SAID NO PEASANT

Frank: BUT I STILL LOVE YOU GEE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

Gerard: FRANK WAKE UP ITS NOT 2004 ANYMORE

Frank: *looks at calendar* ftw...

Gerard: now goooooOooDBYE SMALL CHILD *floats away on a glittery pink unicorn*

Frank: What the he- HEY WAIT DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SMALL CHILD OH NO YOU DIDNT YOU WILL PAYYYY *writes angry poem about how he hates Gerard and the world then turns it into a song* *pretends it's not about Gerard*

random person: so I hear you wrote another song about-

FRNK: *slaps person* WHO THE FRICK IS GERARD WAY *breaks person's spine*

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