Andy: Breaking news: I'm getting reports that Pete is still gay. Pete?
Pete: I'm fucking gay!
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Pete: hey do you wanna go to that party tonight?
Patrick: I DUNNO, LET'S GO TO JOE, WHO'S ON THE SCENE; JOE?
Joe: IT'S FUCKIN LIT PATRICK.
IM SO SORRY I LOVE "BREAKING NEWS" SHIT SO MUCH OK IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD
LIKE THE OTHER DAY SOMEONE WAS LIKE "wow you're still taller than me ok rude" AND I WAS LIKE "BREAKING NEWS: YOU'RE FUCKING SHORT BITCH" I dunno I thought it was funny 😂😂
ah shit now all i can imagine is Patrick complaining abt his height and Joe going "BREAKING NEWS: YOU'RE FUCKING SHORT YA PUSSY" OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂
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