Peterick:
Pete: Patrick I had a Pete Wentz Nightmare™ can I sleep in your bunk tonight?
Patrick: Y-y-yeah...sure...
Pete: *nuzzling Patrick's thigh* thnks bby luv u
Patrick: He always says that.......but what if this time.......is Different..........
Patrick: dude why's your ego poking me in the ass
Pete: That me Dick™
Joetrick:
Patrick: Hey
Joe: Hey FUCKFACE let me just STICK MA HAND DOWN YA PANTS fuck yeah this'll make him love me
Patrick: please remove your hands from my underwear Joe
Wentzley:
Pete: Wow that drummer has nice strong arms
Pete:....YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
Trohley:
Joe: He™, a Crossfit Vegan™, will never love a Skinny White Boy like Me™....oh woe is me.....
Andy: we literally fucked five minutes ago...??
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