The Exam

-In a Classroom-

The Examiner: Alright students, welcome all to the once in a lifetime experience of taking the SPATACTRX, this one test will determine if you graduate or not. This test will determine weather you become the CEO of Apple or a bum living behind a dumpster.

The FES: I HAVE DONT SOCIAL!!!

The Examiner: What?

The Nerd: He wants to express his contempt that he has no social skills and can't speak English, therefore it's unfair for him to take this test.

The Examiner: Piaget! If you don't SHUT UP I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

FES: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gamer: I don't need to take this silly test i'm with the major league LMG Prodigy and you can't tell me what to do cuz ill quikscooooope you so hard you won't know what hit you scrub lolololololol

The Ditzy Girl: Eww, what did you just say?

Nerd: nobody is conversing with you, Roxanne, so please LOVE ME

Ditzy: EWWWWWWWW, first off, i'm way out of your league! second, i'm a -

Gamer: LEAGUE? Like League of Legends? I LOVE THAT GAME!!!! You wanta-

The Examiner: CLASS!!! Calm down otherwise this test is going to take longer than it has to, so let's start by filling out the front of your book. In box 1a write you name, age, grade, sexuality, hair color, social security number, bank number and pin, how many socks you own, the amount of carbon atoms in your blood, the number of pieces of spoiled meat you'd eat for $10, and then we'll continue with the test.

Cheater to JOCK: Hey what's your social security number? I can't remember mine!!!

JOCK: Shut up punk, i'll throw you like a feotball right through the goal post!

Class President: Everybody please settle down, I'm TRYING to spend our hilariously small budget on ridiculous ideas that everyone HATES SO BE QUIET OR I'M GOInG to CRRyuu vcf.

Test Examiner: CLASS! Hold it together, we haven't even started the test yet. I haven't even explained what the name of the test means. The SPATACTRX stands for:

Student

Pressure

At

Time

And

Counts

Towards

Random

X-rays

Gamer: Is that like how LMG stands for light machine gun? Is this test like a vodeo game? Cause if so I need me squad here to help me get the assist.

Jock: HITMARKER?

Gamer: How I didn't know you played? You wanna be part of my CLAN???

Jock: No you punk, the first question on the test asks how you spell HultMarketter.

Examiner: HEY! you can't have your test open yet! you're going to federal prison sonny. Have fun rotting in a cell you scum of the earth.

Jock: NO! I can't lose my $10,000,000 scholarship to Community to play football! I'm the best bench warmer in the state!

Class President: NO! You can't take away his test! This is a democracy, and as class president I say that since you haven't read us the rules yet, he wouldn't have know not to open it yet, it's not like it's his 6th...

Jock: 7th!

Class President: ...time taking the test, so please let him say. For the good of the class.

Jock: yeah, I really can't lose this bench warmer scholarship.

Examiner: That's it! Piaget! GET OUT!!!

FES: WHAT DID DO I??

Examiner: I don't care, GET OUT

Piaget: gfdikgnudh rggr ihf o9f ogih gokgoz hgro jh lfh kh f hlkg nkp odhgoi gh f

Examiner: Nerd Translate!

Nerd: ... I have no clue

*Piaget get's up and leaves, the class goes quite.*

Ditz: he wasn't exactly causing the problem

Nerd: WHY DO YOU LOVE EVERYONE BUT ME

Gamer: C'mon NERD, get on MW2 after school and I'll wreck you in Rust

Nerd: SHUT UP I'm conversing with a female.

Examiner: WE'RE STARTING THE TEST NOW!!! You have 6 tests, each 15 minutes to do 400 questions, 10 extended response questions, 5 Essays and surgery on a goat.

*The class quickly begins to work on the test

Examiner: 10 minutes remaining

*The class works faster

Examiner: You have 5 Minutes remaining

*the nerd closes his book*

Examiner: 30 Seconds remaining

*The Cheater Stands up

Cheater: AAAHHH, my heart, I feel faint! I think my appendix is rupturing!

*The cheater stumbles around the classroom with his book in hand towards the nerd. He falls on the desk and grabs the Nerd's test book and pulls it to the floor.

Cheater: AHH MY LEGS

Nerd: MY TEST NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Nerd passes out*

*Everyone Stands up*

Gamer: Everyone! Stand back, I play as the medic in team fortress 2! We need to stay back and let him regain his health

Class President: OH THE HUMANITY

*Cheater flips open Nerd's book and starts copying answers

Jock: I'll go grab the athletic trainer! SHE CAN HELP!

*Jock Sprints out of the room*

Ditzy: Oh no! I feel like I'm gonna faint, I can't stand the sight of sick people *Passes out*

Examiner: I will not stand for this in my test room!

*Examiner grabs the Cheater, class president and Gamer and drags them out*

*The ditzy girl looks around, grabs the Nerd's book off the floor, copies the answers, pats the Nerd on the back and leaves, as she exits the room the nerd looks up*

Nerd: she copied my answers.... she touched me.... SHE DOES CARE! YES!!!!

*nerd sprints out of the classroom screaming in joy*

-The End-