*kiley*
Jess was staring at her computer, hitting the refresh button every five seconds.
"Jess you need to chill, they'll upload it when they do," I try to convince her, but she keeps clicking it.
"I NEED TO KNOW WHO WON BEST ROCK VIDEO," she yells clicking once again and sighing when nothing pops up.
"Ughhhh" she groans closing out of the tab. She turned and looked at me. "Those are all of my children, and if Coldplay beats them, I'm gonna cry," she says dead serious. I just laugh, remembering the time back in 2016 when something identical to this happened.
"You'll find out faster if you sleep and when you wake up it'll be posted," I try to reason with her but she was being so freaking difficult.
"No, I can't sleep knowing that my children are not getting the recognition that they deserve," she says and opens a new tab on the computer. She better not do what I think she's doing.
She opens up wattpad and I flip out.
"Go to sleep!" I try taking the laptop away but she's holding onto it.
"Go away Satan!" She yells trying to swat my hand away.
"Fine, me and sugar are going to sleep, I say taking her cat into the bedroom with me. I lay in the bed but open up wattpad, waiting to see what Jess will end up doing.
Five minutes later, I get a notification that she updated one of her stories, kess one shots.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU ARE ACTUALLY UPDATING A FANFIC ABOUT US?" I tell into the other room, scaring the cat away.
"DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!" She shouts back. I decide to check out this one and the title is "kess is real!" I'm gonna kill her.
"So I know I haven't updated this in a while, but KESS IS ACTUALLY REAL! we met in person finally, and decided that these feelings weren't just something we made up to get reads on wattpad..." The rest of the chapter is along those lines.
I groan and close my phone. Why am I dating someone so damn cheesy? It's late, so I'm going to try to be normal and get some sleep. I try to convince myself, and it seems to work, because the next thing I know I'm awoken to the sound of fire alarms going off in the kitchen.
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I NEED TO KNOW WHO WON DAMMIT TELL ME
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The half of kess who is about to cry because they just want to know who won best rock video at the vmas
