South Park x Reader One-Shots

Kyle: Just Like Candy

"(F/N)!"

"Miss (L/N)!"

I sat up quickly, my hair in a tangled mess. "EIGHTEEN!" I shouted in a panic. Mr. Garrison narrowed his eyes at me and said, "Miss (L/N), if I catch you sleeping in my class one more time, I'm sending you to the principal's office." I groaned and heard Cartman snicker to my right, I glared at him as Kenny was making a paper airplane in the seat in front of Cartman. I sat on the window side so no one was to my left.

I sighed as I pulled out my notebook and a pencil, looking around the room, trying to get an idea of what to draw. I saw Kyle sitting in front of Kenny's desk, perfect. I began sketching him, my pencil joyfully recreating Kyle's curly hair that poked out from under his hat.

I barely finished drawing when the last bell of the day went off, kids running every which way. I stuffed my notebook into my bag, forgetting to zip it up, and jogged out of the classroom. When I approached my locker, I opened it and put some books away. When I was about to shut it, I was greeted by Wendy and Bebe, with a couple other girls.

"Hey (F/N), how was drawing unsuspecting people today?" Wendy mocked. I didn't say anything, trying not to make anything worse. "Would you look at this?" Bebe started, picking up and all too familiar notebook. "G-give it back!" I stuttered. The notebook must've fallen out when I got to my locker. Bebe mercilessly flipped through the pages, all the way to the last one. "Oooh does dirty (F/N) have a crush?" Wendy laughed, her arms crossed over her chest cockily. "Just give it back! It's not yours!" I shouted, blush rising to my face. Right when I thought they'd just throw it back, I felt a shove slamming me into the lockers behind me.

I fell to the ground, the wind knocked out of me, when I heard someone call my name. "(F/N)! Hey! What the hell did you do to her!?" It was Kyle, he snatched the notebook out of Bebe's hands. "Go on know! Shoo!" He waved his hands at them making the "shoo" motion. The group of girls glared and walked away. "Thanks Kyle," I blushed, looking deep into his green eyes.

"No problem (F/N)," he said. He was about to hand me back my notebook when he caught a glimpse of the sketch. I blushed furiously, trying and failing to get my notebook back. Kyle played keep away until he saw the drawing and blushed.

"Hey... Is this... Is this me?" Kyle blushed as he pointed at himself, his voice wavering slightly. "Y-yeah it is... I'm sorry I should just g-" I was cut off by Kyle's voice, "(F/N) this is so cool! No one's ever drawn me before! It's really good!" I gave a flustered smile as he handed my notebook back to me. He noticed my expression, his cheeks dusted with pink. "Hey um (F/N)..." He started. "Ye-," I was cut off by his soft lips against mine. He pulled away, leaving my face a shade of bright red. "You know," Kyle said, "you taste just as good as you look." I shivered slightly as he continued, planting a soft kiss on my cheek.

"Just like candy."