South Park x Reader One-Shots

Pip: Claiming What's His

I woke up wrapped up in my (F/C) bed sheets, comfortable next to my dog Archie. He licked my cheek as I giggled, "Good morning cutie!" He wagged his tail excitedly as he jumped off the bed, tugging my pant leg to the closet. I scratched behind his ears as he groaned happily. It was a Friday, after school I get to go to Pip's for a sleepover. I smiled to myself as I thought about Pip, his shaggy blonde hair, his ocean blue eyes, his English accent, that all suited him perfectly. I was snapped out of my day dream when I heard Archie give a small bark. I scratched his back and picked out my (F/C) and white lacy panties with (F/C) and white socks. I wore a white bra with a long (S/F/C) T-shirt over it. I pulled on black leggings and went into the bathroom. I brushed my hair, pulling it into low pigtails. I washed my face and brushed my teeth, careful to wash away any signs of tiredness.

I hopped down the steps and put on my chunky black boots, grabbing a pop tart pack on the way out. "Bye Archie!" I farewelled while grabbing my sleeping bag and back pack. I walked out to the bus stop to run into Cartman. I narrowed my eyes a little as my big boots made the snow crunch under my feet. "Morning bitch," Cartman greeted. "Morning fatass," I shot back smiling. He rolled his eyes and pointed at my bag, "What's that for?" I smiled and said, "Just gotta hide a body." We laughed as our other friends got to the stop. We chatted and joked until the bus came, I sat by myself because I had too much stuff to sit with anyone.

When we got to the school, I was immediately greeted by Damien, "Yo." I smiled, "Hey." We walked up to the school when Wendy ran up to me. "Holy SHIT (F/N), you gotta help Pip!" She shouted. "What's wrong?" I panicked. She grabbed my hand, dragging me away as Damien followed close behind. I watched in horror as Craig punched Pip across the face. I threw down my stuff and barged through the circle of people, tackling Craig. "What the fu-" I cut off his sentence with a punch to his cheek, an anger steadily rising in my chest. Craig threw me off and picked me up, throwing me over his shoulder, slapping my ass. I angrily elbowed the back of his head, causing him to drop me onto the ground. I swiped his legs out from under him with mine, landing a punch into his gut. When I thought he was done, I stood up and helped Pip onto his feet. "Th-thank you (F/N)," he stuttered. "It's no pro-" I was cut off with Craig yanking me down onto the ground. I kicked and squirmed as he laughed, his hand sliding down my leg.

Pip's P.O.V

I don't know what came over me, a feeling I barely ever feel. A heat built up in my face as tears threatened to fall. I saw Craig place his hand on (F/N)'s thigh and I lost it. I shoved Craig off, punching him in the face. "Pip! Craig! (F/N)! My office, NOW!" It was principle Victoria. Craig growled at me as he got off the ground, wiping blood off his cheek. I bent down to help (F/N) up when everyone left. She grabbed my hand and brought it close to her face, shaking. I worriedly asked, "(F/N), are you okay?" She grabbed me around the waist and sobbed into my stomach, still kneeling on the ground.

"I-I was so scared Pip, I... I've never been T-touched like that before," she cried. I held her close, angry at Craig, but relived that it was over. "It's okay (F/N), I won't let it happen again. Besides, let's think about that sleepover instead, okay?" I reassured. (F/N) dried her tears and nodded, smiling up at me with her large (E/C) eyes. "Okay."

Your P.O.V

The day was almost over as I went to my locker, grabbing my sleeping bag from earlier when I saw a familiar face approach me. The raven haired boy leaned against the locker, appearing fiercely intimidating. I grabbed my things and tried to leave quickly, but Craig blocked the way. "C'mon (F/N), you now you liked it," he crooned. I felt scared and nervous when all of the sudden, I had an arm around my shoulder. "Back off Craig, she's mine," Pip growled. I blushed, surprised at how different Pip was acting. Craig laughed, "You've got to be kidd-" interrupted by my fist. Pip held my hand and led me out of the school, making me feel more confident in myself. We were heading towards his house when I said, "P-Pip? Did you really mean that?" I asked. His cheeks turned pink as he gripped my hand. "I um... yes... but if you're not into me that's okay," he mumbled. Heat rose to my face as I stopped walking. "I'm sorry (F/N) I ruined our friendship I-"

Pip's P.O.V

I felt a pair of soft smooth lips on mine as I was interrupted. I froze for a second, then melted into the kiss. I gently placed a hand on her waist, and the other in her hair, feeling the soft (H/C) hair slip through my fingers. (F/N) pulled away, my lips already missing the sensation of hers. I blushed hard as she gazed deep into my eyes, her (E/C) ones appeared deep and sparkling with hope. "(F/N)? Could I take you out on a date sometime? I know we're just friends but-" she cut me off. "I want to be more than friends," she mumbled quietly, shyly playing with her hands. I felt my face beaming with joy as I picked her up and kissed her on the forehead. We held hands the rest of the way to my house, I wonder if my grandparents still think I'm gay, jokes on them then...