South Park x Reader One-Shots

Clyde: Risk Taker

I was laughing hard with my friends Token, Jimmy, Craig, Tweek, and Clyde. Oh Clyde, his caramel eyes and chocolate hair, his smooth skin, he drives me absolutely crazy. But there's no way I'll actually tell him I like him like that... it's too big of a chance.  We were throwing rocks at passing cars from a fairly large cliff over looking a frequently used road.  I chucked a fist sized rock off the cliff, it hit the top of a red truck.

"You damn kids!"

We laughed as we took turns throwing rocks at drivers, proud of their pissed reactions.  I shivered from the sudden brisk wind, I raised my (F/C) scarf over my face.  Clyde looked at me with concern. 

"Hey (F/N)," he said, "you cold?"  I blushed, hiding my mouth as I stuttered, "N-no way asshole!"  Clyde laughed as he led me down the hill.  I suddenly tripped on a large snow covered rock, I protected my head with my hands, waiting for impact.  When I made impact, it was oddly soft and warm.  I felt Clyde's breath on my face, "Are you okay?"  I struggled to get off of him, but my feet got caught and I collapsed in the snow.  His caramel eyes sparkled as he laughed, jumping on top of me, wrestling me into the snow.

"Hey dicks!  Go be a couple somewhere else!" Token shouted at us.  I frantically blushed as I pushed Clyde off of me, sliding down the steep hill.  Little did I know, Clyde was blushing too.

When we made it to the bottom, I noticed a little red splotch on Clyde's neck.  I got closer to look at it, his face turning pink from my actions.  I held his face in my hands as I observed the cut, it began to bleed more.  "You have a cut on your neck, let's get you home," I said.  "(F/N) I can take care o-of it myself!" Clyde tried to protest, but I simply ignored it.  I grabbed his gloved hand and began dragging him home.  When we got to his door, no one was home but they left it unlocked on accident.  We went inside, kicking off our boots.  Thankfully, no one snuck into the house while it was unlocked. 

Clyde's P.O.V

I watched (F/N) slide her jacket off her shoulders, revealing her cute tank top.  I hung up my jacket as she waited for me.  "C'mon," she said, "I don't want you to bleed out."  I knew she was joking, but the thought scared me.  She rolled her (E/C) eyes as she grabbed my hand, dragging me to the upstairs bathroom.  She forcibly sat me down on the toilet as she wet a small towel.  "Stay still," (F/N) ordered.  Her (H/C) hair framed her face perfectly as she got down to eye level, cleaning the cut on my neck.  (F/N) pulled out a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.  I cringed as she dribbled a little on a clean side of the towel, last time I used it, it stung so bad I cried.  She held it close to my neck as I shook with fear. 

"Hey, I know it stings but we can't let that get infected, okay?"  (F/N)'s voice slipping through her soft lips calmed me a little.  She pressed the towel against my neck, as if on cue, tears pricked my eyes and gradually slid down my cheeks.  (F/N) removed the towel as her eyes softened, she pulled me close to her as she whispered, "It's okay, it'll stop hurting soon."  I relaxed a little and the tears stopped.  When she was about to let go, I wrapped my arms around her small frame, making me realize how much smaller she was than me.  She froze, but soon melted into the hug.  Out of excitement and sudden confidence, I picked her up facing me.

(F/N) squeaked as she wrapped her legs around my waist, wrapping her arms around my neck.  She buried her face in the crook of my neck as I entered my room, dropping her onto my bed.  I straddled her on the bed, pinning her wrists down on either side of her head, her face quickly reddening.  She adorably squirmed as I spoke.

"There's something I need to tell you."

Your P.O.V

I felt my face heat up as he spoke.  "(F/N), every time you would approach me, my heart would race.  Every time you look at me, it makes me want to embrace you tightly.  And every time I see your lips move, it makes me want to kiss you," his words sounded like poetry, I blushed madly. 

"C-Clyde..." I started, "I love you too, ever since we became best friends back in elementary school."  Clyde's face was dusted with pink, and before I knew it, his soft lips were on mine.  I shivered at his touch, but kissed back with ease.  When he released my hands, I wrapped them around his neck, pulling him deeper into the kiss.  Clyde's hands traveled to my waist as he nipped at my bottom lip, I playfully refused.  He got frustrated and licked my lip, I gently gasped.  He took the opportunity to slip his tongue past my soft lips.  He continued to nip and suck on my bottom lip, a small moan slipping out.  I felt him smirk against my lips as he sat up, lifting me onto his lap, facing him.

"(F/N), you're the cutest girl in the whole side world," Clyde said.  I blushed hard, "Y-You're not too bad yourself."  I took a risk that took me where I didn't think this would go tonight.  He pinned me back down, quickly undoing the buttons on my pants.  This was going to get pretty hot.