Random Little Things

(R)If Your Going To Lie, Get Your Story Straight.

This kid want to stand here and lie to my face. It's not that their lying and I know they are. If you know what I mean. But their story is all over the place.

It was first in Brazil, then it was in China, now it's in The Bahamas.

I don't understand. You say one thing and then say something else. The story could only have gone one way.

So you are going to stand in front of the teacher and say "I forgot my home work" then say "my dog ate it".

No. That's not how lying works my friends. Not that I am saying you should ever lie. Which you shouldn't.

DON'T LIE KIDS!

I mean there are good reasons for it. Like saying to you best friend after she had a break up "everything is going to be ok", even though you both know later your going to be eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream, watching Netflix, crying, and throwing darts at a pic of the boy.

But the last part only happens in the movies.

Right?

Please tell me if anyone has a actually done this before and that it was a picture and you didn't kidnap, and tie him to a spinning wheel and throw darts at him.

Anyways....

Back to the point..

Get it point because darts have... No, no. Ok I'll stop.

I would put da, du, tis. The thing with the drums after someone made a joke. But that was terrible.

You guys are probably shaking you head at me right now.

Don't worry, I would do the same to me.

BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING!

I got really off track there.

But the kid is making no sense. And if you keep changing your story like that no one will ever believe you because they know you lying.

The story is not straight, you stuttering, and the story is changed every time you talk about it.

You my friend, need to straighten that story up before you talk about it. Because it all crooked.

The edge of every continent is straighter than this story that is coming out of your mouth.

And everyone would agree with me because it's true. And you probably don't even realize you just changed the story completely.

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I know right. Amazing! And I updating "The Normal Life Of A Teenage Girl.... Almost" I know what I want for the book. It's just writing it. It takes time and I am still new at this writing thing. Another reason why I started this book. To help my writing skills. And ranting I easy to write because it's how you think. So yaaaaa. Most likely won't update this book daily but I can try. Key word TRY. Most likely will end up being a weekend thing. Anyways, this is Lizzy signing out, PEACE!!