Random Little Things

(R)Saying Stupid Things

Before we start I would like you to know all of the quotes used are actually things my classmates have said, and if you think I misspelled something or forgot a word I didn't. Those are just the actual things that come out of their mouths.

Me and chanaenae88 are baffled at the kind of things they say. She also helped me write a list of all of the things they say that don't make sense. So over the course of this past week I managed to get most of these quotes and some others that we remembered.

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Everyday some kid in my school would say something so stupid.

And it is so funny.

I have witnesses.

chanaenae88 is in my class and sits next to or close to me in all of my classes. And when someone says something that makes no kind of sense, we just look at each other and try to comprehend what we just heard.

For example:

We had free write Friday last year. And this kid decided he wanted to talk about seeing a cat. So when he was sharing, the first thing that came out of his mouth was:

"Black cats are type scary."

It was so random that the whole class bursted out laughing.

Another example:

This year we were talking about different types of writing in our English class. And we were talking about imagery. So for an example a kid said:

"The water is brown."

Me and chanaenae88 just looked at each other.

Then later this week we were talking about similes. And the teacher was like:

"We can compare the color of something to something else."

And because chanaenae88 was right next to me we both looked at each other and quietly said "the waters brown" at the same time and this boy at out table just looked at us like we were crazy.

But a few moments later a kid in the back of us shouts "THE WATERS BROWN!" and everyone starts to laugh.

But that's not the end of the crazy things that come out of these kids mouths.

This boy in my class will always randomly shout "SKILLET BOI!" during class.

Another example is, when we were talking about how hot the room was, this kid in my class said "The temperature smells nice." Then another said "I can hear you looking."

And I almost died at what they said. And I am pretty sure the rest of the class felt the same way, because it took us a whole five minutes to recover from what they just said.

Other things they say range from "On the farm." to "For why?" and the classic "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

But I just don't understand how they come up with these things.

Like do they just sit there thinking:

'Now would be a great time to shout some type of nonsense to disrupt the class.'

Like help me. Pray I make it out of there alive. At this rate I might die from all of the stupid things they have said.

I can see my grave stone now:

Lizzy Girl
Died Sometime in 2017
From The Stupid Things
Her Classmates Said

And right next to me will be my best friends too:

chanaenae88
Died Sometime in 2017
Also From The Stupid Things
Her Classmates Said