Wait, wait, wait.
HOLD THE PURPLE PHONE!
When were you in this conversation? I was talking to A.
And let's be honest, like literally two seconds ago you were on the complete opposite side of this room talking to other people.
How did you get here. With me and A. Talking like you were here the whole time.
Ok this is annoying. Have you ever had that one person that just comes into your conversations. And you know it's so they can just be in your business. And annoy the life out of you.
It's most likely the rude and annoying person that dose this. But then that is a second time you wish that you had a axe.
Ya I know right..
BAD!
But I can't help but feel like my life is your business.
REALITY CHECK!!!
No it's not. Let me, no shhhh, stop talking, let me ask you some questions. And if you answer no to all of these then leave this conversation.
Are you my mom? No
Dad? No.
Any one of my sisters? No.
A family member? No.
A super close friend who I tell everything to? No. I was surprised I told you my name. That's as far as I'm welling to go.Good to we have an understanding.
Worst part is even after you tell them this they walk away. Only for them to return with some other idiot who annoys the life out of you as well. And your just wondering if you an get away with saying "BUT MY LIFE WAS IN DANGER! THEY KEPT GETTING IN MY BUSINESS!" If you punch them and claim it was apart of "self defense".
That should work. I would've gotten the axe but I broke it the last time you annoyed me.
So....
Your lucky this time.
But it drives me crazy that they can't get the hint. They are so oblivious to everything.
I wonder how you manage to leave home in the morning, and not run into the door a million times be for you find out there's a door.
And yes. That oblivious. It's sad. Really, really sad.
But then when I say it straight how it is and then you want to get mad at ME!
Me, the person has managed to not hurt you, somehow, or fights the urge to just tell you straight up and go rude. Which is rare for me. So if I do, your on my bad side.
And somehow I'm the BAD GUY!
Like what is this. I need a brake for some people some times.
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Hi.
Before you leave can you please tell chanaenae88 thanks for hitting me with a book TWICE TODAY! But she also helped me come up with parts to my other book The Normal Life Of A Teenage Girl....Almost. Gotta give her the thanks!And I am so ashamed for that plug. Lol.
Can I get a shameful plug.So I think that's it. This is Lizzy signing out and, PEACE!!
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Random Little Things
RandomThis is just a book were I will be putting my rants in. This will also be where I put tags, updates, and anything that I want to tell you guys.